Mean while the flight attendant is instructing the rest of the passengers “Please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are put back in their fully upright and locked positions, in the event of a water landing your seat cushions also serve as flotation devices….”
Leroy about 5 years ago
Just so the hold music isn’t Also sprach Zarathustra. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfe8tCcHnKY
oldpine52 about 5 years ago
…Maj. Tom to ground control…
kodj kodjin about 5 years ago
Your call is very important to us; your wait time is approximately 30 minutes.
Baarorso about 5 years ago
The spaceship must have been built by Boeing and by the same team that built the 737 Max planes;-D
jivanimark about 5 years ago
You know what NASA stands for? Never A Straight Answer.
Stevefk about 5 years ago
Mean while the flight attendant is instructing the rest of the passengers “Please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are put back in their fully upright and locked positions, in the event of a water landing your seat cushions also serve as flotation devices….”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
I am thinking tech support is out at a going away party for the last astro-biologist they just let go.
ptnjbrown about 5 years ago
“Did you try restarting it?”
Amra Leo about 5 years ago
Look out, Bleeb! They’re after you!
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
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MichaelHelwig about 5 years ago
The tech guy’s accent will be so thick that you won’t understand him anyway. Do what Spaceman Spiff would do: crash on the planet.
AtariDragon about 5 years ago
This is what the pilot of your passenger jet sees after taking off from ’shroom-friendly Denver.
enigmamz about 5 years ago
Houston… WTF!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
gammaguy about 5 years ago
“Welcome to the NASA tentacle support hot line.”
Rose Madder Premium Member about 5 years ago
Or another government shutdown of non-essential services.
Jml58 about 5 years ago
Houston, we have a problem.
Imagonnadie about 5 years ago
Don’t we now have a “Space Command” for this sort thing?
ajakimber425 about 5 years ago
You’re doom!
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Try the Russian Space Station hotline.
coffeemugman about 5 years ago
Call Brewster Rocket!