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Close to Home by John McPherson for May 10, 2019

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    Leroy Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Just so the hold music isn’t Also sprach Zarathustra. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfe8tCcHnKY

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    oldpine52  about 2 years ago

    …Maj. Tom to ground control…

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    kodj kodjin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Your call is very important to us; your wait time is approximately 30 minutes.

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    Baarorso  about 2 years ago

    The spaceship must have been built by Boeing and by the same team that built the 737 Max planes;-D

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    jivanimark  about 2 years ago

    You know what NASA stands for? Never A Straight Answer.

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    Stevefk  about 2 years ago

    Mean while the flight attendant is instructing the rest of the passengers “Please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are put back in their fully upright and locked positions, in the event of a water landing your seat cushions also serve as flotation devices….”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I am thinking tech support is out at a going away party for the last astro-biologist they just let go.

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    ptnjbrown  about 2 years ago

    “Did you try restarting it?”

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    Amra Leo  about 2 years ago

    Look out, Bleeb! They’re after you!

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    MichaelHelwig  about 2 years ago

    The tech guy’s accent will be so thick that you won’t understand him anyway. Do what Spaceman Spiff would do: crash on the planet.

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    AtariDragon  about 2 years ago

    This is what the pilot of your passenger jet sees after taking off from ’shroom-friendly Denver.

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    enigmamz  about 2 years ago

    Houston… WTF!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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    nos.nevets  about 2 years ago

    Close NASA. Let private industry develop it.

    We do that with fighter jets and shoes, both necessary for a free society.

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    gammaguy  about 2 years ago

    “Welcome to the NASA tentacle support hot line.”

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    Rose Madder Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Or another government shutdown of non-essential services.

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    Jml58  about 2 years ago

    Houston, we have a problem.

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    Imagonnadie  about 2 years ago

    Don’t we now have a “Space Command” for this sort thing?

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    ajakimber425  about 2 years ago

    You’re doom!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Try the Russian Space Station hotline.

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    coffeemugman  about 2 years ago

    Call Brewster Rocket!

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