Mean while the flight attendant is instructing the rest of the passengers “Please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are put back in their fully upright and locked positions, in the event of a water landing your seat cushions also serve as flotation devices….”
Leroy almost 5 years ago
Just so the hold music isn’t Also sprach Zarathustra. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfe8tCcHnKY
oldpine52 almost 5 years ago
…Maj. Tom to ground control…
kodj kodjin almost 5 years ago
Your call is very important to us; your wait time is approximately 30 minutes.
Baarorso almost 5 years ago
The spaceship must have been built by Boeing and by the same team that built the 737 Max planes;-D
jivanimark almost 5 years ago
You know what NASA stands for? Never A Straight Answer.
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
Mean while the flight attendant is instructing the rest of the passengers “Please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are put back in their fully upright and locked positions, in the event of a water landing your seat cushions also serve as flotation devices….”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I am thinking tech support is out at a going away party for the last astro-biologist they just let go.
ptnjbrown almost 5 years ago
“Did you try restarting it?”
Amra Leo almost 5 years ago
Look out, Bleeb! They’re after you!
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
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MichaelHelwig almost 5 years ago
The tech guy’s accent will be so thick that you won’t understand him anyway. Do what Spaceman Spiff would do: crash on the planet.
AtariDragon almost 5 years ago
This is what the pilot of your passenger jet sees after taking off from ’shroom-friendly Denver.
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Houston… WTF!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
gammaguy almost 5 years ago
“Welcome to the NASA tentacle support hot line.”
Rose Madder Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Or another government shutdown of non-essential services.
Jml58 almost 5 years ago
Houston, we have a problem.
Imagonnadie almost 5 years ago
Don’t we now have a “Space Command” for this sort thing?
ajakimber425 almost 5 years ago
You’re doom!
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Try the Russian Space Station hotline.
coffeemugman almost 5 years ago
Call Brewster Rocket!