Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 05, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 2 months ago

    Given another chance, he would still eat a whole box Oreos.

    When I was 8 or 9, I ate an entire bag of corn candy and got sick as a dog. My Mother helped me recuperate with toast and soup. I haven’t eaten corn candy since.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  2 months ago

    Maybe Rosalyn’s strictness isn’t such a bad thing.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  2 months ago

    better get some Pepto Bismal (chewables), Calvin; Hobbes will be fine over night

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    MelanieMather  2 months ago

    Too many cookies + a guilty conscience = One heck of a tummyache.

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    bluram  2 months ago

    Not to worry, tomorrow’s a new day and you can find another way to get into trouble.

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    Watcher  2 months ago

    Calvin, no milk with your Oreo’s. Shame on you, you have to go the whole route, otherwise it’s not fun.

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    sirbadger  2 months ago

    Unfortunately, some of us don’t get sick which is how I ended up obese.

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    SHIVA  2 months ago

    As usual, he got away with it!!

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    codycab  2 months ago

    Calvin could be a big hit at parties.

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    ericbutts74  2 months ago

    Just maybe the box of oreos had something to do with it.

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    rshive  2 months ago

    I’m not really sure that Calvin feels bad. Just proud in a perverse sort of way. There’s are religious terms for situations like that—perfect contrition and imperfect contrition. In the first, you’re sorry because what you did was wrong. In the second, you’re sorry because of the punishment it earned you. It’s probably more complicated than that. But that’s the general idea. The cookies sure didn’t help.

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    dsidney49  2 months ago

    Go big or go home!! LOL!!

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    well-i-never  2 months ago

    Nope, it never does. It never does.

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    DanFlak  2 months ago

    Calvin, this too shall pass.

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    submachine  2 months ago

    Best thing is graveyard stew

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  2 months ago

    At this point I’m not sure if Calvin is bragging about his evening or just reminiscing about it.

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    dexterwhite  2 months ago

    Ditto for eating a whole bag of “red hots” candy.

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    MichaelHelwig  2 months ago

    I sense zero regret.

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    In other words; “just another manic evening…”

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    weatherford.joe  2 months ago

    Guilt and indigestion don’t mix.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 2 months ago

    You know, in the long run, I think we’d all turn out to be better people if we took our mistakes in stride the way Calvin does. Mistakes aren’t the end of the world, they’re the start of a new “me.”

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    kunddog  2 months ago

    back in the 60’s a little weed, a bag of cookies no problem

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    BiathlonNut  2 months ago

    When in the US Marine Corps we could enjoy a steak dinner and then down an entire Sarah Lee Cheesecake with no ill effects.

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    TwilightFaze  2 months ago

    Reminds me of that Family Guy quote: “Well Peter, I hope you learned your lesson.” “Nope!”

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    MabellineB  2 months ago

    I can’t stop laughing, he and Ros just crack me up. the chat with the boyfriend was outstanding. Calvin and Hobbes is one of the best comic strips i’ve ever read. I’m 68 and always an avid comic reader, newspaper, comic books, etc. C&H just makes me laugh out loud,, i think it’s great !

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    montylc2001  2 months ago

    Just wait till tomorrow, Calvin…..ugh.

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    Chlokara  2 months ago

    I wonder if his babysitter went on to have children of her own.

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    Daniel Jacobson  2 months ago

    Count your blessings. Calvin is a minor child in a comic strip, not a self-proclaimed “real world leader.”

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    baraktorvan  2 months ago

    Especially if they are Double Stuffed. I can never not eat a whole box/bag of them—then I can’t stomach it again until the next year when I repeat the whole thing.

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