Do twaddled turnips make a good salsa? or are they better turned into marmalade?
twaddled turnips are the 33 condiment behind fermented fish sauce
Yeah, Opus is kind of innocent that way, despite being married once for 20 minutes or so.
And whether it’s legal and most importantly consensual.
Steve clearly didn’t read the December 2018 issue of The Atlantic magazine.
I’d rather be playing Keyboards
Meh. “Turnip twaddler” was a trivial piece of nonsense 30 years ago which is now being flogged to death.
Wait, I thought “turnip twaddling” was a euphemism for sex… Or am I thinking of “wang-doodling”?
I also thought/think the turnip twaddlers are a euphemism for a ‘marital aid’, or as they are advertised in Mexico ‘facial massagers’.
Tawdry tasteless tales of torrid turnup twaddling.
Opus the Innocent, leader of the turnip-twaddling crusade!
Yes!!! Let’s wallow in the mire of PENGUIN LUST again!
Oh, wait – you say PENGUIN LUST is entirely legal now? They can even get married?! Oh, what has this poor world come to!
Berkeley Breathed
brwydave Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Do twaddled turnips make a good salsa? or are they better turned into marmalade?
Sisu60 almost 5 years ago
twaddled turnips are the 33 condiment behind fermented fish sauce
lee85736 almost 5 years ago
Yeah, Opus is kind of innocent that way, despite being married once for 20 minutes or so.
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And whether it’s legal and most importantly consensual.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
Steve clearly didn’t read the December 2018 issue of The Atlantic magazine.
nurbz almost 5 years ago
I’d rather be playing Keyboards
aardvark86au almost 5 years ago
Meh. “Turnip twaddler” was a trivial piece of nonsense 30 years ago which is now being flogged to death.
jvn almost 5 years ago
Wait, I thought “turnip twaddling” was a euphemism for sex… Or am I thinking of “wang-doodling”?
hdcanterbelle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I also thought/think the turnip twaddlers are a euphemism for a ‘marital aid’, or as they are advertised in Mexico ‘facial massagers’.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Tawdry tasteless tales of torrid turnup twaddling.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Opus the Innocent, leader of the turnip-twaddling crusade!
john_chubb almost 5 years ago
Yes!!! Let’s wallow in the mire of PENGUIN LUST again!
Oh, wait – you say PENGUIN LUST is entirely legal now? They can even get married?! Oh, what has this poor world come to!