Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for May 12, 2019


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    brwydave Premium Member 5 months ago

    Do twaddled turnips make a good salsa? or are they better turned into marmalade?

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    Spencer59  5 months ago

    twaddled turnips are the 33 condiment behind fermented fish sauce

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    lee85736  5 months ago

    Yeah, Opus is kind of innocent that way, despite being married once for 20 minutes or so.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 5 months ago

    And whether it’s legal and most importantly consensual.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 5 months ago

    Steve clearly didn’t read the December 2018 issue of The Atlantic magazine.

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    nurbz  5 months ago

    I’d rather be playing Keyboards

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    aardvark86au  5 months ago

    Meh. “Turnip twaddler” was a trivial piece of nonsense 30 years ago which is now being flogged to death.

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    jvn  5 months ago

    Wait, I thought “turnip twaddling” was a euphemism for sex… Or am I thinking of “wang-doodling”?

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    hdcanterbelle Premium Member 5 months ago

    I also thought/think the turnip twaddlers are a euphemism for a ‘marital aid’, or as they are advertised in Mexico ‘facial massagers’.

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    Tawdry tasteless tales of torrid turnup twaddling.

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    Opus the Innocent, leader of the turnip-twaddling crusade!

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