Do twaddled turnips make a good salsa? or are they better turned into marmalade?
twaddled turnips are the 33 condiment behind fermented fish sauce
Yeah, Opus is kind of innocent that way, despite being married once for 20 minutes or so.
And whether it’s legal and most importantly consensual.
Steve clearly didn’t read the December 2018 issue of The Atlantic magazine.
I’d rather be playing Keyboards
Meh. “Turnip twaddler” was a trivial piece of nonsense 30 years ago which is now being flogged to death.
Wait, I thought “turnip twaddling” was a euphemism for sex… Or am I thinking of “wang-doodling”?
I also thought/think the turnip twaddlers are a euphemism for a ‘marital aid’, or as they are advertised in Mexico ‘facial massagers’.
Tawdry tasteless tales of torrid turnup twaddling.
Opus the Innocent, leader of the turnip-twaddling crusade!