Careful, Claire, they might have mickthamatothis (sorry, not sorry)
My first GF was plain. She was also self-centred, boring, and, I realised years later, a manipulative b#tch.
I thought that it might be Itchy and Scratchy Kart.
Sigh I know exactly what Linton means, and get really irritated when people, as Jack here, wilfully misunderstand. Having a conversation with a female, where one may as well be, to her, a piece of furniture that happens unsurprisingly to be able to talk, is not the same thing as being able to encourage them to think of one, however slightly, as boyfriend material, and the one does not in my experience magically transform into the other.
“The USA has already done tons to improve things”. Even if so, your Toddler-In-Chief is doing his best to reverse all of them.
At the very least, after the shenanigans of The Case of the Forked Road, The Beatles are now The Beetles, and female https://www.gocomics.com/bad-machinery/2018/08/11
I love John’s throw-away nuttiness, like Iceman having a carrot for a nose in this reality!
Little Claire is a psychopath, but an adorable one.
A parkway is “a broad, landscaped highway thoroughfare”, according to Wikipedia. Also according to Wikipedia, “Attempts have been made to train zebras for riding, since they have better resistance than horses to African diseases. While occasionally successful, most of these attempts failed due to the zebra’s more unpredictable nature and tendency to panic under stress.”and also they’re pretty small compared to horses.
I never got into Twitter to any significant degree. I’ve never seen the point.