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  1. 3 days ago on Bad Machinery

    Careful, Claire, they might have mickthamatothis (sorry, not sorry)

  2. 17 days ago on Bad Machinery

    My first GF was plain. She was also self-centred, boring, and, I realised years later, a manipulative b#tch.

  3. 17 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I thought that it might be Itchy and Scratchy Kart.

  4. about 2 months ago on Bad Machinery

    Sigh I know exactly what Linton means, and get really irritated when people, as Jack here, wilfully misunderstand. Having a conversation with a female, where one may as well be, to her, a piece of furniture that happens unsurprisingly to be able to talk, is not the same thing as being able to encourage them to think of one, however slightly, as boyfriend material, and the one does not in my experience magically transform into the other.

  5. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “The USA has already done tons to improve things”. Even if so, your Toddler-In-Chief is doing his best to reverse all of them.

  6. 3 months ago on Bad Machinery

    At the very least, after the shenanigans of The Case of the Forked Road, The Beatles are now The Beetles, and female https://www.gocomics.com/bad-machinery/2018/08/11

  7. 3 months ago on Bad Machinery

    I love John’s throw-away nuttiness, like Iceman having a carrot for a nose in this reality!

  8. 3 months ago on Bad Machinery

    Little Claire is a psychopath, but an adorable one.

  9. 3 months ago on Bad Machinery

    A parkway is “a broad, landscaped highway thoroughfare”, according to Wikipedia. Also according to Wikipedia, “Attempts have been made to train zebras for riding, since they have better resistance than horses to African diseases. While occasionally successful, most of these attempts failed due to the zebra’s more unpredictable nature and tendency to panic under stress.”and also they’re pretty small compared to horses.

  10. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I never got into Twitter to any significant degree. I’ve never seen the point.