B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 27, 2024

just do it with a helmet

Good decision.

With her, you need more than just snake oil……

Write your last will and testament first.

Hard to imagine that in the B.C. era they were smart enough to worry about their health to invent a weight loss tracker, but yet not smart enough to invent shoes so they wouldn’t have to prick their bare feet on sharp stones!

Just start with a complementary opening line like, “How do you keep your body looking so good? It must be hard keeping your weight down?”

Eh me never knews weight loss trackers invented in B.C.

He’s seen what she’s done to snakes with that club!

“Wouldn’t like to keep track of the weight of some of your friends?”

That ole boy have got the ticket!

Talk to me when you guys have washboard abs instead of. . .

There are somethings in this world that are better left undisturbed. The Fat Broad is one of them.

There’s no telling her anything while she carries that club.

She has a Kardashian butt. I dare one of those two to put a “Wide Load” side on it! ;-p

Call it a “fitness tracker!”

She’s well prepared to protect her virginity.

Peter shows exceptional common sense here.

Don’t call it a “weight loss tracker”. Call it a “wolf”.

When I explained to someone about my raw anti inflammatory meal plan with a “Happy side effect of wight loss” I get called out for body shaming -because they’re in pain? Side effect? Sharper mind and improved sense of taste.

I CAN. I simply choose not to.

(Not ready to verify the existence of an afterlife.)

Haha! Well played!

He knows better!

Peter is greedy. But he doesn’t have a death wish.

She’ll lose weight when she’s chasing you with her club. Assuming that you can keep ahead.

“Daddy, I got cider in my ear!”

This constent thing of making fun of overweitht people in the comics is very old and tiring. Yes we know we are overweight but some of us have health issues that cause us to gain weight and also not being able to exercise doesn’t help either. STOP THE FAT SHAMING!!!!!!!!