B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 06, 2020

Hang on, at least until the meteor arrives.

But when you go, you will have a big fire sale.

What over 500 million years wasn’t long enough?

They have a point you know…

Dino #2: “And reduced to being Iguanas, Gila Monsters, Anomalies, and Geckos?”

Dino #1: “Look on the bright side: One of them may be selling insurance!”

Well. they thought they were doing OK

We’ve got our own kind of dinosaurs running things now.

who those who were wondering what disc golf was…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc_golf

And the Lord looked down on man and said, “I gave you a nice planet and look what you’ve done to it. That’s it, if you can’t take care of your things, I’m not giving you anything more until you clean your mess up!”

Remember when disco would never die?

And they taste just like chicken!

Did the dinosaur exist with humans?

I never understood the “stewardship of the planet” thing. I think we credit ourselves with way more power than we have. Mother Nature wins every battle she doesn’t walk away from.

Actually, disc golf is pretty fun…

Boys, 99% of us believe your Chicxulub Clock is ticking, but there always will be the 1% vocal doubters, just like the flat earth society.

Have faith. Humans can’t be as stupid as we sometimes — often — seem.

Maybe they could cross Jogging with Whack-a-Mole and call that a lifestyle.

Considering they are new dinosaurs created then unofficially infected with an intelligence enhancing Toxoplasmosis, they are ones to think now.

Could explain why they didn’t arrive for their cruise reservations.