Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 17, 2022

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    alasko  4 months ago

    Many unhappy returns.

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    Da'Dad  4 months ago

    Like Arlo I too remember liquor stores with Package in their name.

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    Tyge Premium Member 4 months ago

    Wow! A real letdown. Well, you know where your “package” store it, Arlo.

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    baraktorvan  4 months ago

    Package store? What the heck is that? We call them liquor stores up here. The package stores I know of are Fedex and UPS stores where you can get the packing you need and ship.

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    C  4 months ago

    This one made no sense whatever

    Apparently a regional idiom for liquor store mostly used in Massachusetts /New England

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    Ah, if only we could pack age. And then select the one we want.

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    saylorgirl  4 months ago

    I’m confused…did she come home from the store that fast, or was the package of liquor delivered and Arlo forgot he ordered it?

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    Rich88865  4 months ago

    Ontario has those

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    Lemon Juice Premium Member 4 months ago

    What no beer?

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    shannanbk  4 months ago

    In Michigan they’re called the party store

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    coffeemom88  4 months ago

    And the irony, of course, is that she went to the package store and cam back with…an empty “package” or box instead of the liquor Arlo asked for.

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    Allen Howell Premium Member 4 months ago

    And that’s one of the reasons why we love our Janice!

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    [Traveler]  4 months ago

    In the military it’s the class 6 store

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  4 months ago

    Not “Oh”, Arlo. “Yo ho ho”.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 4 months ago

    A case of gin, good thinking Janis, save money on gas by making fewer trips.

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    ajr58(1)  4 months ago

    The liquor store by Accord Pond was called the Acky Packy

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Either they had booze or she made a quick trip?

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    rlaker22j  4 months ago

    in Michigan convenience stores are called party stores and you can get booze all the time anytime

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    Emperor Rick  4 months ago

    Never make assumptions bud.

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    paranormal  4 months ago

    She bought a package…

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    GiGiinMS  4 months ago

    finally got it!

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    Old tennis guy  4 months ago

    Am I the only one who thought in panel 4 Janis brought home a case of booze?

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    SofaKing  4 months ago

    For gin drinkers, try Haymans Old Tom gin. If you can find it. Our extended family of martini drinkers all love it.

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    Out of the Past  4 months ago

    So, what’s the joke? They already had it?

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    locake  4 months ago

    I’ve heard of a Package Store selling alcohol, but not packing boxes.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  4 months ago

    Alcohol dries out your tissues.

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    Petemejia77  4 months ago

    Im a Floridian and didn’t get it. My wife from Montana had to explain this joke to me.

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    KevinCarson  4 months ago

    This is the season for hefeweizen, shandies and saisons. And hard lemonade chilled till slushy, with a couple of pickled jalapeno slices in it.

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    wilhemenacooker  4 months ago

    gin? rum? no thanks, i’ll go with soju

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    BRICKPART Premium Member 4 months ago

    They’d be a perfect hoist: they should join the daiquiris—it would keep them occupied.

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    edeloriea14  4 months ago

    Janis must mean the local UPS store.

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    sbwertz  4 months ago

    When I was a kid a liquor store was called a package store. These days it is a place where you can drop off prepaid packages to be picked up by UPS, FedX, etc.

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