Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 13, 2024

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    It will probably finance a newer and bigger drum kit. The neighbour will not be praising anyone after that.

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    Panufo  2 months ago

    The Bible is clearly in favour of loud music, esp. cymbals (Psalms 150). And the Brits are the kingpins of loud drumming. I hope Andy buys the kit.

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    Mediatech  2 months ago

    He’ll trade them for a set of bagpipes.

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    snsurone76  2 months ago

    Dennis the Menace would pester his parents to buy that set. Just so he can torment Mr. Wilson all the more.

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    j_m_kuehl  2 months ago

    will trade for bagpipes

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    Pickled Pete  2 months ago

    ‘Praise the Lord folks’ should see if their neighbors are stupid enough to sell to them…

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    Cornelius Noodleman  2 months ago

    Buy them Andy and form a band with Guitar Bob!

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    constantine48  2 months ago

    Makes a great gift for nieces and nephews!

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    Troglodyte  2 months ago

    We have Chinese restaurants here which sell chicken drumsticks, and the dish is called “Drums of Heaven”…

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    Botulism Bob  2 months ago

    He’ll spend all the money on beer before he even gets to see the drums.

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    rshive  2 months ago

    I assume the neighbors were happy to hear that it was gone.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  2 months ago

    Isnt that the same corner where the bar is?

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    russef  2 months ago

    Praise the LORD and pass the tambourino!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago

    Pete Best’s old flat.

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    That one made me choke on my coffee!

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    MRC112  2 months ago

    I have to say, I’m not sure how I’d be if my neighbour were a drummer. Even if they’re good, it gets wearing after a while

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    CorkLock  2 months ago

    I bought drums and guitars for my grandkids. I owed that to my kids. Many Sleepless nights.

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    LAFITZGERALD  2 months ago

    Good for the neighbor who tolerated the first one’s constant practices!!

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Is this the result of divine intervention?

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    The tenant on the right is the tenth one this month.

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    EOCostello  2 months ago

    Very old joke — I’ve seen variations on this going back over a century (usually with pianos).

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    anncorr339  2 months ago

    Don’t let Andy anywhere near a drum set to make money not to play

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    stamps  2 months ago

    He could use it to drown out Guitar Bob.

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    tad1  2 months ago

    At least it’s not bagpipes. (Then no one would buy them.)

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    eddi-TBH  2 months ago

    Does that remind anyone else of a Benny Hill gag?

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  2 months ago

    I guess the kid was no Buddy Rich.

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