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1. about 16 hours ago on Strange Brew

   Ed has good head..

2. about 17 hours ago on Off the Mark

   Cuz you missed the punchline!

3. about 17 hours ago on The Duplex

   You have an amazing memory ~ it goes all the way back to yesterday ~ good on you!

4. about 17 hours ago on WuMo

   Pervert!

5. about 23 hours ago on 9 to 5

   I should apply there, they could make a killing off me …

6. about 23 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   The Coconut Crab Caper:

   ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

   The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. “We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife.”

   “Well, tell me!” the man said.

   The policeman said: “We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?”

   Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said: “Give me the bad news first.”

   So the policeman said: “I’m sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in the bay.”

   “Oh my god!,” said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked: “What’s the good news?”

   “Well,” said the policeman, “When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Coconut crabs on her.”

   “If that’s the good news, then what’s the great news?” Mr. Wilkens demanded.

   The policeman said: “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow morning.”

7. about 23 hours ago on Pot-Shots

   You saying you staying asleep is my dream?

8. 1 day ago on In the Bleachers

   The more they are connected, the more they isolate themselves… the art of conversation is at threat.

9. 2 days ago on Bottom Liners

   Whatever has become of America’s Mayor?

10. 2 days ago on Herman

    Dr Scholl’s insoles..