Little Timmy is shopping with his mom at the grocery store.
Timmy asks if they could get some animal crackers. Mom says it’s ok and puts the box in the shopping cart. Right away, Timmy opens up the box and starts rummaging through the crackers.
Mom says, “Timmy, you aren’t supposed to open the box until after we pay for it!”
Timmy replies, “But the box says ‘Don’t purchase if the seal is broken’!”
Money may not be the key to happiness
But with enough money you can probably get a key made.