Alive and Well
It’s a weapon!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Slower?! You obviously live in “fly over” country.
Two suns in the sunset; could be the human race has run…
Still using paper?! They should switch to electronic damnation records.
…or liars, damn liars, and statisticians. A little more personal version, I think.
What, no pun????
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…and never get in the mud with a pig. You both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it.