Hmm. It’s as though they’ve never read the admonition in Matt. 6:1-4 not to do alms “to be seen of men” or to “sound a trumpet” about it.
Look who thinks he’s Henry Kissinger all of a sudden!
Jon, cats don’t really need baths unless they’ve gotten something on themselves that would be dangerous for them to try to lick off. Why do you think they’re always licking themselves in the first place? THAT’S how they take baths!
I remember very fondly the backard swingset I had when I was Lucy’s age. They were so much fun to play with!
Instead of falling leaves, we have falling snack wrappers to show that the reason Cathy is so fat is that she never eats anything in moderation.
Wait until she reads about London Bridge falling down!
Sadly, this is dead on, and it’s why I stopped going to clubs. It’s rather hard to strike up a conversation with someone who won’t look up from his phone long enough for you to make eye contact with him, let alone say anything to him!
Thirty-four percent of the country (45’s current approval rating, I believe) apparently is.
That’s like saying that there’s no such thing as world hunger because YOU had dinner last night. The world is a lot bigger than your own neighborhood.
Twenty-First Century problems!