When people say cooking with cats, I think either tamales or Chinese food, like mew goo gai pan.
Elizabeth is just like my sister. Loud and long when she burps, very close to a truck using engine brakes.
Can’t wait until they need to recharge their devices. Where I work, I am the only person who doesn’t need to charge their phone for six of eight hours.
Very authentic, everyone’s nose is out of their masks.
African squirrel (pronounced A freekin squirrel)
What do they think this is, WalMart?
I think he means a one scar rating.
The boys have already noticed, Mom
Working in a nursing home is the same. You love the residents, you like the staff (mostly), but management and hours will kill you.
And you don’t take advice from drunks… right?
When people say cooking with cats, I think either tamales or Chinese food, like mew goo gai pan.