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  1. about 11 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Pig: I’ve lost 20 pounds.

    Rat: Look at your butt in the mirror and you’ll find it.

  2. about 11 hours ago on Andy Capp

    Flo should have made Andy take her to the #1 holiday spot for the Brits: Mallorca, Spain. After all, the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

    Good to see Andy back in his coat and scarf. He’s been running around in his undershirt for the last few days, and that’s not a good look for such a classy gentleman.

  3. 1 day ago on Andy Capp

    There’s an amusement park on top of a mountain in Maggie Valley, NC that has a Wild Mouse roller coaster, a ride that features high speeds and very tight turns. At the very top of the ride the car does a hard left, and you can look over the side and see a sheer drop of many hundreds of feet. I started wondering what would happen if the car didn’t make the turn, and that was the end of my roller coasting career.

  4. 2 days ago on Andy Capp


    Don’t you just love Brit place names? How about Boggy Bottom, Hertfordshire; Twatt, Orkney; Nob End, South Lancashire; Dicks Mount, Suffolk; and Crotch Crescent, Oxford.

  5. 2 days ago on Andy Capp

    Considering Andy’s talent for getting falling down drunk, a bar at the top of a cliff would seem to be a very bad thing indeed.

  6. 3 days ago on Andy Capp

    Andy doesn’t give a flip that he annoyed this group of twits. He just wishes he could remember what he did so he can do it again.

  7. 4 days ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

    Humor from a country that thinks Jerry Lewis is funny? I think not.

  8. 4 days ago on Get Fuzzy

    Chickenade is a totally revolting concept.

  9. 4 days ago on Andy Capp

    Decent gag by the Gang of Three today. Now if they could only do it more than two or three times a month…

  10. 5 days ago on Andy Capp

    Here in the Colonies, we’ve developed a unique way of handling guys who think with their Johnson…we elect them to public office.