Sandfan Free

Grumpy old man. Email at

Recent Comments

  1. about 22 hours ago on Andy Capp

    If liquor stores delivered here in Texas, I wouldn’t have to leave my house for weeks on end!

    The alcohol rules are so silly, they almost defy belief.

  2. 13 days ago on Andy Capp

    Every time I see that word, I remember the old Cheech and Chong bit where the judge says “Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!”

  3. 26 days ago on Andy Capp

    There’s a joke about saving asses in here somewhere, but that would just be crude.

  4. 27 days ago on Andy Capp

    As many times as Andy has been in that canal, he’s entitled to a little schadenfreude, even when it’s his best buddy.

  5. 30 days ago on Andy Capp

    Today is Veteran’s Day here in the US, and please join me in thanking them for their service.

  6. 30 days ago on Andy Capp

    Unlike Andy’s pigeons, that’s one bird that won’t be returning.

  7. about 1 month ago on Garfield

    Jif and Welch’s grape jelly. Classic!

  8. about 1 month ago on Andy Capp

    Andy chained himself to the gates because he thought the planned closure was of a brewery.

  9. about 1 month ago on Andy Capp

    The strip shows that a numbered ball [the yellow number two], has been pocketed and a red ball on top of that. In actuality, the yellow ball would have been re-spotted if there was still a red ball on the table. I guess the colorist is off his meds again. :)

  10. about 1 month ago on Andy Capp

    I was a pretty good snooker/pool player back in my youth, and I didn’t consider it misspent at all. My parents would strongly disagree. Pool halls in my youth were considered dens of iniquity, and there is a fair amount of truth in that.