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  1. about 3 hours ago on Frog Applause

    From the shape, it could be a duodenum.

  2. about 23 hours ago on Bad Machinery

    Ah, to be young, on a beats ball, and in parrot eyes.

  3. about 23 hours ago on Savage Chickens

    “Grazoon”, indeed!

  4. about 23 hours ago on Non Sequitur

    Actually, a lot of the creationists who think that fossils (and therefore dinosaurs) are real also think that all creatures were created to be herbivores, and the changes that led to meat-eating started to happen after the “Fall of Adam”. Here’s a whole site full of related looniness:

    https://answersingenesis.org/animal-behavior/what-animals-eat/creations-original-diet-and-the-changes-at-the-fall/

  5. about 23 hours ago on Non Sequitur

    Yes, once you throw away that pesky real-world evidence, there’s no limit to the crazy!

  6. about 23 hours ago on The Knight Life

    Kerstin and spiders? Perish the thought!

  7. about 23 hours ago on Frog Applause

    Flavacol! Salt, color, and “artificial butter flavor”.

    https://www.amazon.com/Gold-Medal-Prod-Flavacol-Seasoning/dp/B004W8LT10

    https://food52.com/blog/15919-can-you-really-make-movie-theater-popcorn-at-home

  8. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    I don’t know. But I know that I’m getting tired of “winning”.

  9. 3 days ago on Monty

    Rinse. Repeat.

  10. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    First prize: a guest comic by Bill Griffith of Zippy the Pinhead fame.

    Second prize: a week of guest comics by Bill Griffith.

    Third prize: contractual obligation to feature Zippy in every comic.

    If you enter the contest, be sure you win.