I don’t like the smell of coffee, so I’ve never drunk it. I have had coffee-flavored chocolates and didn’t like them. Fortunately, there’s caffeine in Diet Coke.
You get to the point where you don’t even feel awake from it anymore, you just feel headaches and fatigue from not having it. It’s the last socially acceptable drug addiction.
I used to be able to drink 5 or 6 cups of coffee a day, now if I drink more than 1 I’m headed to spaced out non functioning, horrible gray mind nothingness!
Ahh, so that’s why they give free coffee here at work, to take whatever soul they didn’t get from their stupid personnel, ‘leadership’, and HR soul sucking decisions.
I found my family tree by meeting some distant relatives online.
There’s lots of Folgers and Starbucks names in there. I thought I must come from “coffee people” (ironic, since I don’t drink it)
but some distant cousin told me that the Melville character Starbuck Was inspired by one of my ancestors.
and the coffee outlet was in turn inspired by the novel.
Back before them, our Scottish ancestor came to the colonies before it was the USA, and had a descendent named Ben Franklin. I imagine the population was small enough back then that if one has ancestry dating back there, we’re probably all related!
I buy Sumatra Estate whole bean coffee from BJs for about 25 bucks for a two and a half pound bag. I grind and brew it through a Melita filter one cup at a time. Takes me far less than 2 minutes to prepare it and each cup is always freshly brewed.
My favorite mug says it all, “Give me the coffee and no one gets hurt.” But I make it myself, at home, so I don’t bother anyone. I was gifted another mug recently that I like very much, which reads, “How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously.”
I think coffee’s effects are over rated. Not that the caffeine can keep you awake but the fact that caffeine dehydrates you. My only vice in life is drinking coffee multiple cups a day (for years) and there is now proof that the body does adjust and doesn’t lose as much water as previously.
Starbucks? My only experience with them was once stuck at an airport I went up to the “whatevertheycalltheperson” and asked for coffee. The “whatevertheycalltheperson” looked at me like I had two heads.
I never understood why anyone would pay a ridiculous price for a cup of coffee, other than to say “Look at me…I went to Starbucks”. Actually they are saying, “look at me, I’m an idiot for paying way to much for mud”. I never go to McDonald’s for anything else, but their coffee is the best I have ever tasted, and very reasonable. It puts starbucks to shame.
The comedian Jackie Mason unfortunately tilted rightward the older he got,But he had a routine about Starbucks coffee that would have you splitting your sides.
Keep watching the comics,when Sally Forth delivers her annual ultimate judgment of Pumpkin Spice Coffee.
But it will only last a few days at most. Eventually you’ll have a morning where you can sleep in and get back to normal. Hopefully once you’ve reset your sleep cycle you will have learned your lesson.
Death Wish coffee – double the caffeine than what is in Starbucks. 12 oz of DW has about 700 mg of caffeine and it is not bitter. My go to day to day coffee is either Mickey D’s, Dunkies, or my local QT gas station. All are a heck of a lot cheaper than SB.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
Things like this make me glad I don’t drink coffee.
C over 1 year ago
I thought they were a soulless corporation
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Punish him by giving him decaf.
Gent over 1 year ago
Yes it a vicious circle!
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
I don’t like the smell of coffee, so I’ve never drunk it. I have had coffee-flavored chocolates and didn’t like them. Fortunately, there’s caffeine in Diet Coke.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
vicious cycle…i recommend a good map!
pearlsbs over 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnCjKoaY14&ab_channel=JamesAnderson
Bilan over 1 year ago
Skip the coffee – fall asleep at work – get fired – sleep all you want – now you have no need for coffee.
Viola, you’ve got your soul back.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago
Fred sounds like he needs to quiet quit.
NavalHistorian over 1 year ago
Apparently Charlie is so tired his mouth disappeared.
pgomes over 1 year ago
You get to the point where you don’t even feel awake from it anymore, you just feel headaches and fatigue from not having it. It’s the last socially acceptable drug addiction.
Sanspareil over 1 year ago
I used to be able to drink 5 or 6 cups of coffee a day, now if I drink more than 1 I’m headed to spaced out non functioning, horrible gray mind nothingness!
But I still love the taste of coffee!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago
You have another problem in that you’re drinking a Starbucks concoction instead of coffee.
Ermine Notyours over 1 year ago
Hair of the mermaid that bit you?
iggyman over 1 year ago
Here the line for “Dunkin Donuts” is so long the cars have a lane of the street blocked off in the morning, so it’s not only Starbucks!
Kayak_Brian over 1 year ago
Ahh, so that’s why they give free coffee here at work, to take whatever soul they didn’t get from their stupid personnel, ‘leadership’, and HR soul sucking decisions.
franki_g over 1 year ago
I found my family tree by meeting some distant relatives online.
There’s lots of Folgers and Starbucks names in there. I thought I must come from “coffee people” (ironic, since I don’t drink it)
but some distant cousin told me that the Melville character Starbuck Was inspired by one of my ancestors.
and the coffee outlet was in turn inspired by the novel.
Back before them, our Scottish ancestor came to the colonies before it was the USA, and had a descendent named Ben Franklin. I imagine the population was small enough back then that if one has ancestry dating back there, we’re probably all related!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Give us this day our daily Pumpkin Spice Latte.
SusieB over 1 year ago
I’m a plebeian, I get my coffee from WaWa or McD’s
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Not a fan of coffee. Starbucks has no effect on me.
twstd over 1 year ago
Don’t drink coffee, so my soul is safe (I think)
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
I make my own for a whole lot less and it is REAL coffee too, not milkshakes.
chris_o42 over 1 year ago
And we tea drinkers just laugh…
HOTLOTUS1 over 1 year ago
souls come in short, tall and grande
GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member over 1 year ago
I don’t drink coffee, but now I can’t get " Sixteen tons" out of my head…
“You load 16 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
St. Peter, don’t you call me ‘cause I can’t go.
I owe my soul to the company store”. (+_+)
david_42 over 1 year ago
Caffeine tablets are cheap and you don’t have to compromise your taste buds.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
And that’s why I don’t drink coffee.
rickseg over 1 year ago
I buy Sumatra Estate whole bean coffee from BJs for about 25 bucks for a two and a half pound bag. I grind and brew it through a Melita filter one cup at a time. Takes me far less than 2 minutes to prepare it and each cup is always freshly brewed.
Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago
You could just make your own coffee for considerably less than 4 bucks a cup.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
People are so hooked and in this economy, they need to make their own coffee at home and pack their lunch…or stop whining at the expense
Bookworm over 1 year ago
My favorite mug says it all, “Give me the coffee and no one gets hurt.” But I make it myself, at home, so I don’t bother anyone. I was gifted another mug recently that I like very much, which reads, “How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously.”
The Moose Group over 1 year ago
And that is why I don’t drink coffee at all. Of course, if you want to start talking Mountain Dew …..
Cozmik Cowboy over 1 year ago
But Rat – Starbucks® has nothing to do with coffee…………….
Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just buy a Moka and do your own coffee yourself.
ElwoodP over 1 year ago
How do they drink coffee without mouths?
swtsummerangel1458 over 1 year ago
I think coffee’s effects are over rated. Not that the caffeine can keep you awake but the fact that caffeine dehydrates you. My only vice in life is drinking coffee multiple cups a day (for years) and there is now proof that the body does adjust and doesn’t lose as much water as previously.
The Waffles are my friends over 1 year ago
Plan for day: Wake up, drink coffee, start work, drink more coffee, finish work, drink more coffee, go to bed. Repeat per omnia saecula saeculorum.
jbruins84341 over 1 year ago
One more reason why I will never drink coffee or other caffeinated drinks.
Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 1 year ago
Can I backcharge them for my adrenal fatigue?
jbmlaw01 over 1 year ago
I drink a pot of Yuban every morning, never has a burned flavor.
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
I never like the taste of coffee, so I don’t drink it.
ksu71 over 1 year ago
Starbucks? My only experience with them was once stuck at an airport I went up to the “whatevertheycalltheperson” and asked for coffee. The “whatevertheycalltheperson” looked at me like I had two heads.
hooglah over 1 year ago
I never understood why anyone would pay a ridiculous price for a cup of coffee, other than to say “Look at me…I went to Starbucks”. Actually they are saying, “look at me, I’m an idiot for paying way to much for mud”. I never go to McDonald’s for anything else, but their coffee is the best I have ever tasted, and very reasonable. It puts starbucks to shame.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ve only been to Starbucks four times in my 34 and half years of my life. They’re overrated, and overpriced
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
The comedian Jackie Mason unfortunately tilted rightward the older he got,But he had a routine about Starbucks coffee that would have you splitting your sides.
Keep watching the comics,when Sally Forth delivers her annual ultimate judgment of Pumpkin Spice Coffee.
bigplayray over 1 year ago
Coffee is good for you. Especially is you are an alcoholic. It cleans your liver!
stamps over 1 year ago
Hard to drink coffee when you don’t have a mouth.
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
But it will only last a few days at most. Eventually you’ll have a morning where you can sleep in and get back to normal. Hopefully once you’ve reset your sleep cycle you will have learned your lesson.
Charlie Tuba over 1 year ago
Starbucks doesn’t own my soul, because I never acquired a taste for coffee, and their cocoa tastes like chalk!
bob.gaston45 over 1 year ago
Like the song says, “It’s always your favorite sIn that will do you in”.
homerec130 over 1 year ago
Death Wish coffee – double the caffeine than what is in Starbucks. 12 oz of DW has about 700 mg of caffeine and it is not bitter. My go to day to day coffee is either Mickey D’s, Dunkies, or my local QT gas station. All are a heck of a lot cheaper than SB.
mindjob over 1 year ago
Been drinking it since I was 6. It stunted my growth. My parents were 6’7"
jualo over 1 year ago
I am reading while I drink a coffee!
knight1192a over 1 year ago
That and conning folks into thinking their good coffee an inexpensive prices.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
The opening remark above reminds me of Rocky & Bullwinkle’s alma mater, Wassamatta U.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
—Also known as the Vicious Circle.
Starbucks has turned good old 5 cents-a-cup coffee into a high-end luxury item…
Need coffee over 1 year ago
Carry on.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
It’s not just them, you know.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Fortunately there are a zillion other options for coffee besides Starsucks
jimmyhickey over 1 year ago
LMAO! But you should have ran that on September 29th! That’s National Coffee Day