Few things are either sadder or scarier than grading papers written by college freshmen. I’ve read things that make Bucky seem like Faulkner.
You do realize that you make no sense, right?
Utterly and completely 180° from factual. Sorry, but Reefer Madness was not a documentary.
“Well, the alley’s gone – let’s split.”
What food? [S]he said Taco Bell…….
I think you meant “….I knew them, Horatio”.
“Camel – not a cough in a carload”.
I assume you refer to the Dickens character and not the ’70s British rock band?
So, “Toucan Talk” is every few you throw in one in Pig Latin? Seems a tad lame to me.
But then, when I was a Scoutmaster, I’d lead the group in “There’s A Hole In The Bottom Of The Sea” – then do it again in Pig Latin.
And that, my friends, is the very reason we have religions.