That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 27, 2018

“The animals asked me to put up this sheet up. They don’t want their young to see you walking around like that.”

I hope Adam 2.0 works out better than 1.0 in the background there.

“Don’t look now, but that guy behind us is completely naked!”

Adam and Eve photographed by the TB clinic.

No seriously—these two look very similar to the photos in my sister’s pathology textbooks, printed in the fifties.

Bible scholars have long pondered how the bed sheet came to be invented centuries before the bed.

Before and after? Where did Adam get the scissors to cut his hair?

“Just ignore that sheet salesman and he’ll go away.”

For the rest of their days, Adam and Eve loved recounting to their kids and grandkids the halcyon days when pot was legal in Eden. They just learned to ignore the “Smoking Kills” billboard God installed right behind the plant…

Apples are bad for…whoa, look at that reach! Hey Eve, let’s take a break.

Brittany Spear videos just aren’t what they use to be.

Never mind the apple, let’s start begetting!

Does your dad have to watch?

Hey buddy, my eyes are up here.

Adam and Eve: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hans_Thoma_001.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/thoma_hans.html 

http://www.oxfordreference.com/view/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803104005692 

https://learn.ncartmuseum.org/artists/hans-thoma/ 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/t/thoma/biograph.html 

http://www.hans-thoma.com/ 

all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 5 works by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/01/18?comments=visible 

has the prior one.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1983 (June 26, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Eve is focused on the apple. Adam is focused on a peach.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

National Geographic, first edition.

How could it be the Garden of Eden with poison ivy in it? (not hardly what I call a paradise)

They are just decorating for Halloween. Adam and Eve are going to go dressed as Adam and Steve. Eve has just selected part of her costume and is now wondering, “where on earth did I put that broom stick?.”

You should give the apple to the guy behind us. He looks like he could use it.

the first zombies looking for a meal.

⇧ @number six

“clearly the painter is male.”

yes, he clearly has a male name (hans). i’m curious how much you drink, exactly, before you comment…

“Um, Eve, honey? That guy behind the sheet is creeping me out. How about we skip the the fruit of the tree of good and evil and go get one from the tree of eternal life?”

Adam: “God, here he is a again………Look guy, we don’t want to buy any bedsheets. Ok? Thank you.”

Eve: “Let’s head over by that tree, baby. He won’t bother us there.”