I’m sorry sir but licking peanut butter off your genitals does not qualify your dog as a therapy animal.
Eat your pasta I will.
Gateway to Oligarchy.
Now which one of you has the loose tooth.
Just don’t kill chaos butterfly.
The first episode of All In The Family is where Archie introduced the concept of “My Chair” to Gloria and Meathead.
You can tell Donny colored this. I’m pretty sure that’s his signature in red.
These new birthing bidets are amazingly efficient.
Take too many Oxycontin and call me in the morning.
You’ve heard of alternate facts … this is just an alter-net reality.