But, ironically, he did invent the fart noise generator after having a revelation in the bathroom.
Even after repeated attempts, Little Eddie never could figure out how replace the toilet tissue.
Why do you think they call it computer dating?
How to conform to non-conformity.
Needs more salt.
The cubs fan couldn’t actually predict the future, he just wanted to blame what he knew was coming on the obvious doppleganger.
The punk wasn’t sure if Dirty Harry fired six shots or five, but she did know that a shot from a 45 magnum could take her head clean off.
Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.
You’ll pay me $130,000 to sign a non-disclosure agreement?
My clock has 365 numbers on it and counts days. When it breaks, it’s still right once a year. Sometimes I observe birthday savings time and set it forward a month. It’s fun trying to watch the hands move.