This is why you don’t have the office Christmas party on “Bring your kid to work day”.
If you got enough dollar bills, you can get any bill you want.
Polly wanna go to the Bahamas?
If you believe in Christmas hard enough those decorations will eventually trickle down to cover the tree.
One can only hope that the perpetual rise and fall of human ignorance will eventually reach a stable equilibrium.
Next year you won’t have Trump to kick around anymore.
You’ll put your eye out.
Trump becomes irrelevant.
Annette loved watching boats while wearing her square headphones.
I need to turn down my brightness.