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1. about 5 hours ago on That is Priceless

   Naval heroes I refuse to deride/

   (It’s a matter of personal pride)/

   But the longer he lingers/

   And fondles her fingers/

   The more likely he’s missing the tide…

2. about 5 hours ago on That is Priceless

   By her window Cornelia sits/

   Hoping someone will notice her titz:/

   It’s a small enterprise/

   And to no one’s surprise/

   She only charges two bits.

3. about 6 hours ago on That is Priceless

   “You seen one, you seen ‘em both.”

4. 1 day ago on Luann

   “He’s grown accustomed to her…(face ?)”

5. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

   If he hadn’t been fast on his feet/

   And the lady had been less discreet/

   He’d be feathered and tarred/

   Then hanged from the yard/

   And finally flogged through the fleet..

6. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

   If one may be perfectly frank/

   he used to have somewhat more rank /

   but he failed to adapt in/

   the role of a captain/

   when they gave him a ship – and it sank.

7. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

   He s a lowly Lieutenant Commander:/

   She’s the admirals wife – he must pander /

   to the miserable $känk /

   if he hopes to earn rank/

   (In all candor, he scarcely can stand her !)

8. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

   Millimeters?

9. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

   For Wednesday:

   He’s a lowly Lieutenant Commander/

   She’s the Admiral’s wife – he must pander./

   She is given to airs/

   And to “naval affairs “/

   But (in candor) he simply can’t stand ‘er..

10. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

    When he places the butt in his butt/

    Any spectators mumble “say what ?”/

    But amazement prevails/

    When he even INhales !)/

    Then he blows it back out of his gut…