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Just a guy.

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  1. 1 day ago on Bloom County 2018

    Hold on……still got some Reagan in here……what’s this? Jesus, did the Russians implant this? This cat has had his skull opened more times than bleeding’ car hood!

  2. 1 day ago on Wallace the Brave

    I’ll plug these in, but your mom is gonna have to cover the electric bill.

  3. 1 day ago on The Pigeon Gazette

    Wow. She turned the inside off that dude’s bathroom into a Miyazaki picture.

  4. 1 day ago on The Pigeon Gazette

    I got Miyazaki vibes.

  5. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

    His heart fired by love and inspiration, Guiseppe attempts to woo away his boss’ wife with a soft violin sonata. Failing that, he will later try murder.

  6. 6 days ago on That is Priceless

    “I won’t say it again, Elizabeth: get your own tablet.”

  7. 6 days ago on That is Priceless

    “Nah, nah, ya’ll go mingle and network. I’ll just be sitting here……doing the real work.”

  8. 9 days ago on That is Priceless

    “Ohhh man, Beth is so F-ed up right now.”

    “Ok, ok, ok, ok…….truth or dare?”

    “Uhhh…..dare!”

    “Pssstt…..wuss. Ok, I’m gonna blow some smoke in your mouth, but like, in a totally platonic, non-lesbo kind of way? Like in that movie whose name I can’t remember. And then you gotta hold it in for a minute. Deal?”

    “You think you could maybe put, I don’t know, a shirt on?”

    “Why, Katie? You nervous staring at mah goods?”

    “Shit….how high are we right now?”

    “Hehehehehe……”

  9. 9 days ago on That is Priceless

    “Ohhh man, Beth is so F-ed up right now.”

    “Ok, ok, ok, ok…….truth or dare?”

    “Uhhh…..dare!”

    “Pssstt…..wuss. Ok, I’m gonna blow some smoke in your mouth, but like, in a totally platonic, non-lesbo kind of way? Like in that movie whose name I can’t remember. And then you gotta hold it in for a minute. Deal?”

    “You think you could maybe put, I don’t know, a shirt on?”

    “Why, Katie? You nervous staring at mah goods?”

    “Shit….how high are we right now?”

    “Hehehehehe……”

  10. 9 days ago on That is Priceless

    “Ohhh man, Beth is so F-ed up right now.”

    “Ok, ok, ok, ok…….truth or dare?”

    “Uhhh…..dare!”

    “Pssstt…..wuss. Ok, I’m gonna blow some smoke in your mouth, but like, in a totally platonic, non-lesbo kind of way? Like in that movie whose name I can’t remember. And then you gotta hold it in for a minute. Deal?”

    “You think you could maybe put, I don’t know, a shirt on?”

    “Why, Katie? You nervous staring at mah goods?”

    “Shit….how high are we right now?”

    “Hehehehehe……”