Do lines like these ever work?
No, really, I’m straight! And I’m flush, too!!
“The joker ain’t the only fool who’ll do anything for you”
What an embarrassing moment when when the King andQueen of Spades bump into each other in the same nightclub!
Pack up and shuffle off.
The Jack of Spades doesn’t have to worry about pickup lines. He is the reward.
Poker.
Can you help me pick up these cards?
Vacuum!
Go fish!
No dice, buddy.
“Go jump off a bridge” is my bid for a response. No trick to it at all.
Intersuit romance – kinky!
Make love, not War.
The Ace of Spades digs the King of Hearts.
Well, if he’s not straight, he could make a pair…
For an elongated pun – very funny!
“Diamonds are a girl’s best friend…”
“Get used to the friend zone.”
If they all weren’t so bent on rolling their dice….they possibly could have the winning hand. But this obviously is a single player game.
Sorry boy’s The Joker is all they want because the Joker’s Wild
“Would you like to join my club?”
I’ve heard of hitting the deck, but never hitting on the deck.
Which ones the stud?
“Hit the road, Jack!”
“I see a diamond in your future.”
“Baby, you’re a ten.” Literally.
Who is going to be kinky and suggest three card Monty?
Darsan54 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Do lines like these ever work?
Packratjohn Premium Member about 6 years ago
No, really, I’m straight! And I’m flush, too!!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 6 years ago
“The joker ain’t the only fool who’ll do anything for you”
Auntie Socialist about 6 years ago
What an embarrassing moment when when the King andQueen of Spades bump into each other in the same nightclub!
Superfrog about 6 years ago
Pack up and shuffle off.
Bilan about 6 years ago
The Jack of Spades doesn’t have to worry about pickup lines. He is the reward.
osceola about 6 years ago
Poker.
jreckard about 6 years ago
Can you help me pick up these cards?
Vacuum!
Stevefk about 6 years ago
Go fish!
J Short about 6 years ago
No dice, buddy.
The Brooklyn Accent about 6 years ago
“Go jump off a bridge” is my bid for a response. No trick to it at all.
nosirrom about 6 years ago
Intersuit romance – kinky!
mourdac Premium Member about 6 years ago
Make love, not War.
uniquename about 6 years ago
The Ace of Spades digs the King of Hearts.
StratmanRon about 6 years ago
Well, if he’s not straight, he could make a pair…
WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago
For an elongated pun – very funny!
Coyoty Premium Member about 6 years ago
“Diamonds are a girl’s best friend…”
“Get used to the friend zone.”
Needles2sayu~sewFunny about 6 years ago
If they all weren’t so bent on rolling their dice….they possibly could have the winning hand. But this obviously is a single player game.
mantydad about 6 years ago
Sorry boy’s The Joker is all they want because the Joker’s Wild
angie creator about 6 years ago
“Would you like to join my club?”
Lablubber about 6 years ago
I’ve heard of hitting the deck, but never hitting on the deck.
pcolli about 6 years ago
Which ones the stud?
Kind&Kinder about 6 years ago
“Hit the road, Jack!”
P51Strega about 6 years ago
“I see a diamond in your future.”
Stephen Gilberg about 6 years ago
“Baby, you’re a ten.” Literally.
Vilyehm about 6 years ago
Who is going to be kinky and suggest three card Monty?