That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 09, 2018

Uber of Venice at your service.

“Don’t wait up dear! It’s, um, ladies night at the bar tonight.”

she was more disappointed by his little dinghy….

Umm… What happened to my driveway?

“Bye, Mum….. if I’m not back by nine, don’t lock the gate!”

Wish the rain would stop

It was always so difficult for demure ladies to get into one of those two-seaters without flashing a bit of ankle!

Yes, you fed the cats. Yes, you locked the door. Yes, the toilet stopped running. Yes, the stove is off…….

“When you said you wanted to make love to me in the worst way, I didn’t know you meant standing up in a rowboat”.

“C’mon before the tide goes out.”

Aren’t you a little over dressed to go catfishing?

But sweetheart, the leaks are really very small, trust me.

“Meeting a man from the water trade … She’s leaving home, bye bye.”

" I’ll return before the tide rises – or he does. "

A not so great moment in phallic portraiture.

The Elopement: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Edmund_Blair_Leighton_-_The_Elopement_-_1893.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly legal letter size painting.

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/844 

http://www.avictorian.com/Leighton_Edmund_Blair.html 

http://hoocher.com/Edmund_Blair_Leighton/Edmund_Blair_Leighton.htm 

all have info about this artist. So far, 34 works by him have been used here, with 2 repeated as Classics (36 times total). 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/03/05?comments=visible 

has the prior strip (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1927 (April 8, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Okay, one leg on the dock, one leg in the boat; hold it, don’t push the boat away; uh, oh, this is gonna get interesting.”

Worlds worst cruise. Fourth Place.

She would have preferred to begin the marriage on a train, but Will was right, the dogs wouldn’t be able to track them this way.

A yacht is a privately owned pleasure vessel over 18 feet in waterline length. My kayak qualifies with three inches to spare.

escaping the estate and her cheating husband, Emily left by the back gate.luckily Juan was near with his boat.

Hey, one man’s yacht is another man’s dinghy!

I keep thinking I left the oven on.

I thought you called for a Lyft.

Venetian UBER

“I never thought I’d said this, sweetie, but don’t you think this may be a little TOO ROMANTIC?”