Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 04, 2018

I loved provolone but it didn’t love me.

Today’s strip is kinda cheesy

Bacon, pepperoni, Italian sausage, and, uh, bacon.

if it were my case when listing cheeses, they’d be the following: 1) Cheddar, 2) pepper jack, 3) Swiss

What a friend he has in cheeses!

They say if your heart isn’t broken at least three times before you’re 21, you’re not even in the game.

I must refer all inquiries to the Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch. That should accommodate all your concerns.

Today’s strip is no gouda. Only a matter of time before Stephan milks it to death.

The Pope must like Swiss cheese because it is so hol(e-l)ly.

I’ll take cheese over people any day of the week and twice on Sunday. I subscribe to Rats’ mantra: People are idiots and I hate them all. I even have a magnet that says so.

I thought a provolone was a kind of military police, but all alone…..

Pig is definitely nuts. A good sharp cheddar is much better than provolone.

Pig may be onto something…

Bravo pig for thinking outside of the box. Maybe he’s a Greenbay fan?

Pig, mine are pork bacon and ham.

Pepperoni cheddar.

No Parmesan, pig?

Knowing Pig, I was expecting bacon to make the list.

Pig actually got one right…cheese IS better then about 98% of the morons out there…

What about the less-ons?

I think goat is right because I HATE provolone (and I live near St. Louis!)

Mama don’t take my Provolone away :)

“Havarti?”“Gouda, and you?”

Wow! Pastis knows how to get the crowd excited. Now I have to fix myself a cheese omelet for breakfast…….and I don’t even care what kind of cheese!

What’s up with the check mark by the comments being written? How long has it been here? (I haven’t been on since Friday).

Well, my three loves are Guinness, Jameson, and Guinness

You have to admit, pig makes a good point today!

What about good old fashioned square cheese? (love, american style!)

No no no Pig, a Provolone isn’t better than people. You’re confusing it with Gouda.

Shouldn’t that be Rat’s list?

I know this seems like a slice of life, but it grated on me!

Favs: Münster; feta; kasseri; Parmesan (grated, as a topping on various dishes).

But people are good, too, especially when still young and freshly plump (topped with Parmesan, of course), with fava beans and a fine Chianti….

Behold—the power of cheese.

On a not-directly-but-still-kinda-related note, we haven’t seen the crocs here for a while, or so it seems. Kinda miss Larry and friends chasing after Zeeba …

“Cheeses are better than people! Sbrinz, don’t you think that’s true?”

Come to think of it, Romano wasn’t mentioned, and how fortunate it wasn’t. Anyway, since when is lousy cheese like a useful balloon? When you can’t keep it down, which is what Romano tastes like.

My 4 favorite types of cheese are: 1) Mozzarella, 2) Cheddar, 3) Parmesan, 4) Swiss. I haven’t tried Provolone and Gouda yet, do they taste gooda?

I have had 3 love of my life peps

Motery jack I think it’s called that is the second answer 42 is th first