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1. almost 6 years ago on Overboard

   Hang on, you misspelled…. oh. Never-mind

2. almost 6 years ago on Back to B.C.

   I first heard that saying when I was a kid in the early seventies, after my dad chopped the head off a red-bellied black snake with a spade. Dad tossed the head and body into the bush behind the house, and for at least an hour afterwards, the headless body writhed by itself. Dad explained it as reptiles have a lower metabolism, needing less oxygen, and it was the same as a chicken running off when its head is chopped off.

3. about 6 years ago on Herman

   Mmmmm!

4. about 6 years ago on Rubes

   According to my extensive research (watching old Ron Ely Tarzan episodes when I was a kid), quicksand is a jungle situation.

5. about 6 years ago on Strange Brew

   “Oh my God! he’s wearing street shoes!!!” I remember that as the worst thing that could happen according to the announcer.

6. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I thought a provolone was a kind of military police, but all alone…..

7. about 6 years ago on [Deleted]

   “The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” Murphey’s Law, and other wrong why things go reasons.

8. about 6 years ago on Non Sequitur

   So, the last time Australia had a school shooting (to my knowledge) was Orara High School, in 1991. 1996 was the Port Arthur massacre. To us, ‘a good guy with a gun’ is called a police officer.

9. about 6 years ago on Over the Hedge

   Singing – “I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh, mango juice, Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes, Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun…….”

10. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Singing: “Iiii…mmanual Karnt was a real pis-ant, who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy fella who could drink you under the table…….”