Tom Toles for April 25, 2017

It feels more like 600 days.

Feels like four years already, the number of screwups he’s made.

ENOUGH OF TRUMP’s DAYS – {a limerick}

These hundred days are enough.

By now we’ve seen his stuff: -

- Huff and puff,

dissemble and bluff,

and actions galore to rebuff.

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Trumpenomics

Most of the companies that I deal with have a 90 day trial period to give new hires an opportunity to demonstrate their adaptability of using their skills and experience in conformance to the company’s requirements. If they cannot perform effectively at that point, based on performance metrics, they’re let go. Keeping them longer, it’s reasoned, would do more harm than good.

With Reagan, his staff at least hid his dementia.

BLACK HOLE – {a rhyme}

They gather at “Mar-a-Lago”,

where Trump’s a bizarre demagog-o

who presides like a czar

while he runs a bazaar

where he sells our nation’s soul.

{Trump is our nation’s black hole.}

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So Toles gets Dumb Donnie Dumpsterfire’s Twitter Twit Tweets early?

When you have a psychopathic megalomaniac turning everything upside down to suit him, it feels like an eternity in hell.

Between the debate sniffles, the 3 AM tweets, and the paranoid ravings, ya gotta wonder what’s going up his nose.

You know, if Trump would just tweet “unintelligible” over and over, he would make a lot more sense!

He certainly had the most PAID FOREIGN AGENTS.

That I can tell you.

I’m surprised he has survived the golfer’s epicondylitis.

Trump’s first 100 days had the most planed out strategy – so biggly planned out action plan that 100% worked and everyone knows it. You can tell by his approval rating that his 100 days were so successful. he had a packed agenda, and everything was executed just as planned and worked out perfect.

If you have heard anything to the contrary, that is fake.

@MADAVIS…. — According to Amnesty International, #45 has 100 instances of threatening Human Rights in LESS than 100 days! [ So, are you delusional or just a Troll? ]