Anthrax for exes and witches with hexes
Sabretooth tigers and fierce T. Rexes
Steamrollered silkworms and flies without wings
These are a few of my favorite things
We know that Trump’s senility is (finally) catching up to his insanity, but what the hell is Roy Moore’s excuse, and what the even MORE hell is the excuse of people who would vote for this piece of walking manure?
I tawt I taw a Putin cat……..I did! I did see a Putin cat! (Also a war criminal…..)
Talk about your low hanging fruit……..
Wonder if Roy Moore thinks that if he molested an underage girl on Main Street, people would vote for him anyway……..
PLUS the pumpjack went to a boarding school that required uniforms, which is almost like serving in the military…….
Just more conflicts of interest—care to bet if Jared is buying up some of the land already? (With taxpayer money, natch.)
Last year was his first ThatAChristmas, too…….Btw Funky Winkerbean, Doonesbury, and a few other comic strips also age their characters. Of course, Andy Capp is still middle-aged even though he fought in WW II…….
When faced with a perve
The voters must swerve
Or they’ll get exactly
All that they deserve
(Some voters in the state of Alabammer
Seem dumber than a rock or a sledge hammer)
If Barb is under your tree, Tank, you’ll have no time to feel bad about the tree!