Pay no attention to the typo up above whether it’s behind the curtain or not.
The Republican elephant seems to think its still a wooly mammoth……Would any of us REALLY be surprised to find out that Trump had paid at least one woman to have an abortion, or at least paid for it?
The reason gals are worse off than they wuz
Is cuz on account of morality fuzz!
Ya just can’t satirize what’s already a parody………
Don’t tell Opus, but some planets have dandelions with their own spaceships. They never land HERE, of course, because, I mean, have you LOOKED at planet Earth recently?
I honestly have to wonder if the victims of Trump’s con artistry think that not only is he the only president to call families of slain soldiers, but he’s also the only president who was ever a war hero! (I mean, c’mon, some of the Trumpies seem to be just this idiotic or just this insane!)
I’m not sure Buchanan had enough energy to be considered a “maelstrom”……As for flip-flops, remember that the Affordable Care Act was based on Romneycare. If Romney had won, would he have flip-flopped? (Well, yes, but would the rest of the Republicans in Congress?)
We used to use dart guns, so you could tell if you actually hit your opponents. (Otherwise, like in another “Peanuts” strip, it was nothing but “Bang! Bang! Bang!” “You missed!” “Did not!” “Did too!” And so forth……….)
I’m happy as long as I’m not surrounded by too many people who are NOT in their right minds……..
To spice things up, put a pumpkin on a horseman……..