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  1. about 5 hours ago on Tom Toles

    ECLIPSE by their MOONING US – {limerick and coda-with-image}

    They lower their britches and moon us,

    the Trumpsters and Alt-Right buffoonous, -

    - and with their bared hips

    our hopes they eclipse.

    Our Light disappears. They {ruin} roon us.

    … Coda:

    Their mooning is craftily indirect,

    but soon they’ll get us thoroughly wrecked:

    … Image:

    https://rashmanly.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/unknown4.jpeg?w=450&h=346

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  2. 1 day ago on Tom Toles

    back to “GUY…”: Yep. ‘Tis easier-and-quicker to type rhymes than to rally-then-march. … It’s good to have you a-rhyming too.

  3. 1 day ago on Tom Toles

    back to “GUY…”: You have me chanting right along with you, – and feeling the drumbeat for a demonstration-parade.

  4. 1 day ago on Tom Toles

    A PRESIDENCY DISOWNED – {limerick}

    There once was a Prez we disowned; -

    - his bone-head was TOO-thickly boned.

    His persona bizarre,

    it exceeded by far

    the limit which we’d’ve condoned.

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  5. 1 day ago on Tom Toles

    BANNON STILL!! – {1.40 limericks}

    There once was a “Bannon, Stephen”,

    who’d work to destroy us even

    after he’d left

    the White House bereft

    of his skills in delusional deceivin’.

    Bannon would STILL

    squawk fiercely and shrill.

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  6. 1 day ago on Tom Toles

    Toles’ll treat Bannon ’ere long, I presume:

    BANNON’S LOOSE CANNON – {limerick}

    There once was a White House in tatters,

    replete with disputes and clatters, -

    - and tho’ Mister Bannon

    retired his loose cannon,

    the White House remained in shatters.

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  7. 1 day ago on Tom Toles

    THE ENTREE AIN’T DEAD – {a rhyme}

    Many side-dishes, and it stinks from the head,

    and it’s yuugely disgusting that the entrée ain’t dead.

    From this foul cuisine, our innards have bled

    and our gut will be rotting for the long years we dread.

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  8. 3 days ago on Tom Toles

    UNLESS HE YANKS OUR CHAIN – {a rhyme}

    Gentle, the sunrise’s sky’s pastel.

    It feels like the day’ll be going quite well, -

    - unless The Donald he yanks our chain,

    again to make a day a pain

    that feels like he’s yanking us straight to hell.

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  9. 3 days ago on Tom Toles

    TRUMP’S SHADOW – {a rhyme}

    The Donald’s shadow forms a yuuge eclipse,

    ominously foreshadowing an apocalypse

    under Plutocrats’ and Alt-Righters’ sponsorships.

    They’re squeezing our world with tightening grips.

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  10. 3 days ago on Tom Toles

    TRUMP AS BATMAN – {Rhyme, Caveat, Image}

    When Batman’s off-duty, we’ll signal for Trump.

    He’d pummel our foes with his WHAP-SLAM-THUMP!!

    With Bannon his Boy Wonder,

    this Duo of Thunder

    would CRUNCH-BOP-KaWHOP our enemies asunder.

    … Caveat:

    Here’s a a risk we might oughta dread: -

    - maybe they’d Biff-Bam-Wham US instead.

    … Image:

    http://esq.h-cdn.co/assets/15/34/1600×800/landscape-1439831481-trump-signal.jpg

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