Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 29, 2015

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    A new one, YES!..Hey everybody, Wiley’s back! Anywho, how do we know that that chart is accurate? The guy with the sharpie that put it together may have had a stroke and as he fell to the floor, the pen and the black line fell down too….

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    Argythree  almost 9 years ago

    The guy making the present isn’t an angel. He’s an economist. Those guys will never be angels.

    Economics is called the ‘dismal science’ for a reason. It’s always a picture of woe. Even St. Peter is obviously tired of hearing about it; look at the expression on his face…

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    He’s not an angel until he makes it past that fella with the big book there. If he collapsed there, sharpie in hand, chances are he’s headed the same direction that line went…. straight down. And that dude in the pinstripe suit is gonna be – quite literally – hot on his heels.

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    Superfrog  almost 9 years ago

    The profit of doom.

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    braindead Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    The pointer is at 2007. The attachments were needed for 2008.

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    Ubintold  almost 9 years ago

    Who needs money in heaven ?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Turns out his god didn’t believe in divine intervention.Who knew?

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    pelican47  almost 9 years ago

    Looks like Greece right now.

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    Beleck3  almost 9 years ago

    well preachers are not going to heaven, are they! lolprofits of doom, indeed!!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 9 years ago

    Once you depart from this world, you’re supposed to forget all those those things!

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    e.groves  almost 9 years ago

    I’ve never understood why the streets of heaven would be made of gold.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    We all know God’s on the side of the rich.

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    dabugger  almost 9 years ago

    Well fantasy and finance are much alike.

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    Linguist  almost 9 years ago

    Being an Economist does have its downside.

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    Linda Pearson  almost 9 years ago

    We could use some divine intervention for our country!

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    Rarely528  almost 9 years ago

    Facial expression: “Here they go again. They screw it all up and come to me to pull them out of it.” The last resort for economists is Divine Intervention. How reassuring. Economists are historians.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    What? Heaven doesn’t have Powerpoint?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 9 years ago

    Apparently St. Peter isn’t a big investor!

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    Linguist  almost 9 years ago

    Old Economists don’t die – they just bore everybody else to death !

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 9 years ago

    And just why did you bring pavement?

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    krcaddis  almost 9 years ago

    the bottom line is the at point he jumped out the indow

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    gammaguy  almost 9 years ago

    @Varne“…a stroke and as he fell to the floor, the pen and the black line fell down too….”.All it took was a stroke of the pen.

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    Rarely528  almost 9 years ago

    I probably don’t know significantly more about the divinity and the way the world and universe work than my goldfish…in fact the goldfish may have a better idea. I suspect I’m not unique in that. Just ask Lucy.BTW. Was interFEAR on purpose and not interfere? If so it just might have been clever.

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    robnvon Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Possible tyos stop me from appealing to god, achieving his aid to perfect and to overcome a s—-load of stupid responses.

    In His name and for the good of His Construct of Reality, Good, and Creation, I ask—Let’s get this s__t, let’s get this cleaned up.

    Thank You and Everybody Else.

    R

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    Daniel Quilp  almost 9 years ago

    “President Truman once lamented that what he really needed was a one-armed economist.”The reason was that he wanted one who couldn’t say, “On the other hand.”

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