I’d like to see what would happen if Andy Capp wandered into Fester’s bar.
I could never eat liver until I was in the Marine Corps and they served it once in boot camp. It took half a bottle of ketchup, but I got it down.
The final score is Nadine 1, Cheeseburger 0.
Nurse: “Doctor, the Invisible Man is here”. Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him right now”.
So now I have to put the bees on a low-fat pollen diet?
Who’s to say they’re not?
I can handle nose hairs, it’s the ear hairs that are hard to trim. And they are bothersome.
I’ll have the cow pie for dessert.
I’ll have the necks and backs, please. And a side of feet.
The only word I can think of begins with an f.