Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 08, 2013
July 06, 2013
July 11, 2013
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. la grenouille d'or. excessive atmosphere comparable to the mariana trench. patrons complaining of nosebleeds & "the bends." crazy lucy's bud crazy lucy's. putative biker bar actually frequented exclusively by wusses with vespas. ambulance reef 'n' beef 'n' surf 'n' turf. standing rib roast fell, injuring twelve. cap'n bill's crabhouse & dinner theater now playing the vagina monologues cap'n bill's crabhouse & dinner theater, production of "the vagina monologues" deemed inappropriate. wheeburger wheeburger. cootie contamination in ball pit. soylentia soylentia. soused sous-chef's sour sauces soil sausage souffle. six times real fast.
Ida No almost 11 years ago
Yeah, I know that place. VM put me off my oysters.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Is a golden frog anything like a Maltese falcon? (I don’t care for seafood, so I’ll skip Cap’n Bill’s….)
pumaman almost 11 years ago
James Gandolfini rode a Vespa.
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
schweet!
stoneswivel almost 11 years ago
It’s too bad about Soylentia; they had a green entree I really liked. Can’t recall what was in it, though.
PoodleGroomer almost 11 years ago
Sauteed sausages.
Ida No almost 11 years ago
Soylentia’s Vision Statement: “Our greatest asset is our people!”
MysteryCat almost 11 years ago
Heck, I can’t say it fast once!
Pickbrain almost 11 years ago
Cap’n Bill’s was featuring an all-you-can-eat raw clams & oysters buffet during the run of the show.