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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
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Jul 6, 2013
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restaurant closings
the following establishments have been closed for health code violations.

la grenouille d'or. excessive atmosphere comparable to the mariana trench. patrons complaining of nosebleeds & "the bends."

crazy lucy's
bud
crazy lucy's. putative biker bar actually frequented exclusively by wusses with vespas.

ambulance
reef 'n' beef 'n' surf 'n' turf. standing rib roast fell, injuring twelve.

cap'n bill's crabhouse & dinner theater
now playing the vagina monologues
cap'n bill's crabhouse & dinner theater, production of "the vagina monologues" deemed inappropriate.

wheeburger
wheeburger. cootie contamination in ball pit.

soylentia
soylentia. soused sous-chef's sour sauces soil sausage souffle. six times real fast.
Jul 11, 2013
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