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Can androids suffer from ADD?
Hmm. The last time I tried that trick, the intruders were crazy old grannies that threw kittens at me, screaming, “Here, where do you want to start?”
Spiteful punches of death are pretty good, too.
I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. But, thanks for the good wishes.
Grown ups aren’t, children ain’t.
Steve Buscemi made out of ice cream covered in spiders!
Santa is geocentric, in a heliocentric universe.
When literary techniques require motion-blurred word balloons.
Sophie the swiffer. Never need to clean the floor again.