I’ve got to lay you off because productivity was higher when you didn’t show up.
The hatchling in the bug costume has the cutest fluff.
The cast all went to the Thanksgiving party. These are turkeys hiding in cosplay costumes and the winners of the TCSTHAFED look alike contest.
The disclaimer from “Car Talk”.
The goats are eating the lettuce.
The oil is getting cold. Use fresh oil and smaller portions or a bigger burner. I found a 350,000 btu swamp cooker that sounds like a hot air balloon burner.
Try it with some salad dressing.
There are a lot of Hitlers that are equally costumed buffoons. You need to find and kill their enablers.
There should be a second bag. Nuke grade hot nacho sauce is not allowed to be in contact with food.
Assuage your guilt a little more with the squeeze bottle of sour cream.