Petroleum jelly won’t hurt you if you eat it. I’ve seen people feed it to their cats to help with hairballs.
You poked me with your cane.
I crossed the road to get away from all the philosophers. Now I’m enjoying my bowl of Saturday morning breakfast cereal. In this case, Cheerios!
Won’t stay still, write your will.
Safe for children and pets.
Don’t be such a p… ansy.
Fly it anyway, you might discover electricity and jump start the advance of civilization. Of you might die. Either way it will be exciting.
Yeah, they’ll love you for wasting their time. This is not Russia. We’re allowed to criticize and make fun of our leader.
Perhaps a deal on tomorrow’s stip could be worked out.
Phoebe forgot to say, “Hold the raincloud.”