Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 24, 2022

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    Wilde Bill  almost 2 years ago

    The fink has been laying cable again.

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    jpsomebody  over 1 year ago

    He is a maestro and that was his first movement.

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    ‘’Well, don’t everybody make a big stink about it!"

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    DaveG1960  over 1 year ago

    Bet he’s left a royal stink…..

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    One man’s waste is another man’s (in this case the king’s) treasure.

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    A Common 'tator  over 1 year ago

    They’re applauding him after taking a rest… What do they do after a sleep ?

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You mean he can do things for himself. And he let all that ‘hot-air’ go to waste. He could have used it for crowd-control, or something.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Applause for using the little king’s room? It’s surprising that his head fits through the door!

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    gokar RLV  over 1 year ago

    Never seen floors that shiny in the kingdom so far. New wax?

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    jvbowman58  over 1 year ago

    Now give him a reward treat for doing his business in the right place

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    yeah, you really know how to ….

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 1 year ago

    not like the royal throne. these public bathrooms are crap.

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    mrsdonaldson  over 1 year ago

    If you want applause, you have to come out and loudly announce, “I made a poopy!”

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    deojaideep aka Courage  over 1 year ago

    WTH????Nobody does that when I come out the rest room.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Who really gives a crap….lol

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    Big D of South Dakota  over 1 year ago

    The Press with President Joe Biden

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    strick9  over 1 year ago

    LOL

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Spook is happy anyway.

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    preacherman  over 1 year ago

    I’m amazed the king expects applause for taking care of business. On the English throne, there was a coveted position of Master of the King’s Toilet. It was his job to take care of everything involved with the King’s defecation, even to the point of wiping his majesties behind. The royal position was the most personal of all the positions in the palace.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    I hope he washed his hands. Yech…

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    donwestonmysteries  over 1 year ago

    So, still seeks praise as he did as a child for going poddy?

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    Rodeo44 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Got this idea from Trump.

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Lyndon Johnson infamously held staff meetings in the john giving new meaning to ‘taking care of business’. There are few if any limits to depravity for those who wield the power.

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    He did a number in that bathroom… And that number was 2…

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Same crap! Different hole!

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    Baer321  over 1 year ago

    He remembered to wash his hands!

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A perpetual 2-year-old. Does he need a pee pee or poo poo treat, too?

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    Plods with ...™  over 1 year ago

    Looks like everything came out all right.

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    Ivan Araque  over 1 year ago

    You’re sure this is not a joke about Elon? :D

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    I know a few people (grown adults) like this.

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    codes007  over 1 year ago

    That’s how Biden is

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