Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 08, 2021

There are the king’s horses inside. What do you expect?

That wagon doesn’t look very stable and yet…

Could be worse. The carriage horses could be throwing rocks at the hitched ones.

The hitched horses should be ejecting high speed road apples at the driver!

Back benchers. Love ‘em or hate ’em. Really that’s their sole useless purpose. To be the object of your scorn. Otherwise it’s your in-laws that get pitched at, and isn’t the meaning of life to have diversity.

The first documented instance of carrying a spare.

Are they on their way to the Glue Factory?

Got to save ware & tear of all those Horse-Shoes. The King is trying to nail down any waste and forge a better profit to loss ratio.

Welcome to life at the bottom of the totem pole!

Is that a 2 horsepower wagon or a 6 horsepower wagon?

…and irony

Let the horses in the back get some rest. I bet they’ve been taking part longer than you guys have.

The back window likely has a “Pony on Board” sticker.

So is that 2 or 6 horse power?

This is some serious disrespect, right here? Shut up and quite complaining, they are on their way to become dog food, for biting people.

I still don’t get it (what it is actually supposed to be.) I suppose I should get out my “Duh?” tee shirt.

Welcome to the world of Animal Farm – we’re headed there now. Some horses are more equal than others.

Ah, carrying spares, in case one breaks down.

I was in Flagstaff Monday and three horse trailers passed through, one had eight windows and another had twelve. I wondered how many horses they each carried.

Someone has to pull the load …

They should be oxdrawn.