Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 11, 2019


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    David Henderson  4 months ago

    I did not know I lived in the Kingdom of ID.

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    Zykoic  4 months ago

    King Friedrich Alfred Krupp?

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    … and the issue?

    Does the toilet paper roll over the top or from behind and under.

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    David Huie Green  4 months ago

    “…some of you will die but I will get to try out some new toys.”

    (Disbelieving silence.)

    “Not buying it? The best of you will prove it to the girls by surviving and by killing some Huns in the process.”

    (Loud roar of approval.)

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    Z51 Premium Member 4 months ago

    DUH…Who mentioned this?….Try DD Eisenhower

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    steven01221971  4 months ago

    The military industrial complex.

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    whahoppened  4 months ago

    Lucrative contracts? King Fink, the money comes out of YOUR treasury.

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    What war could Id possibly win with Rodney the chicken hearted as the king’s head soldier?

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    Piper_13  4 months ago

    I thought the Finkdom of ID was already (and eternally) at war with the Huns…

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    J. R. Schwarzenhammer Premium Member 4 months ago

    In times of war, the leader of the warring nations should be in the battlefield, leading their respective armies, as was done in the days of yore. That would cut down on warring.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    The finks are all alike…..

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    EdHenry  4 months ago

    This tells the truth: “Testing weapons.” I heard this term from field grade officers before LBJ scaled up Vietnam.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    18 years after start of Afghan war: “It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that after a trillion dollars and countless lives lost and maimed, we are still at war with no end in site.”

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    Nannette Boulais  4 months ago

    Since his strip is obviously political (as well as historical) commentary, I have no compunction in sharing this from USA Today, 8.9.19:

    WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump threatened undefined retaliation Friday against countries and organizations that issue travel warnings on the United States because of gun violence.“If they did that, we’d just reciprocate,” Trump said during a wide-ranging impromptu gaggle with reporters at the White House, en route to fundraisers in New York.He added: “We are a very reciprocal nation with me as the head. When somebody does something negative to us in terms of a country, we do it to them.”

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    moosemin  4 months ago

    Funny; I thought George W. Bush was a bit taller!?

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    You were expecting peace with the Huns with Rodney as your ambassador?

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    Al Nala  4 months ago

    With the Huns, war is always inevitable.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    The military industrial complex that we haven’t heard so much about lately.

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    El Cobbo Grande  4 months ago

    I’d……short for idiotsy

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    El Cobbo Grande  4 months ago

    I’m convinced the Russian trolls are much more widespread than we think… proud American would expound such hate toward their fellow Americans……”A house divided with not long endure”

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    ascanio  4 months ago

    Unfortunately this ID has been elected. Think about it next time.

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    karlykru Premium Member 4 months ago

    The fink must be reading from a teleprompter – we already saw the real reaction!

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    KEA  4 months ago

    The Military-Industrial hegemony in a nutshell.

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    Liam Astle Premium Member 4 months ago

    The first people to be drafted will be the people in jail. “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is your being free. The bad news is you’re being freed to fight in a war that you’ll probably die in.”

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    Liam Astle Premium Member 4 months ago

    They couldn’t decide on the shape of the table for the conference.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  4 months ago

    The Fink is at is again!X’D

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    Dave Ferro  4 months ago

    I didn’t know the King of ID was related to LBJ…

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