Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 19, 2018

Lucky Ducky is no Gladstone Gander.

In the not too far future.

The repubs are already saying that they will have to cut the “entitlements” programs to make up for the shortfall that was caused by the tax cuts.

I explained to my bank that I would make less, so they should reduce my credit card debt. They said that’s not the way it works. Then I talked to my GOP senator, who said that the way it works for him….

Yep, that’s the Republican dream world, right there.

The decline of America began with the rise of the republicans. It’s tragic.

I hadn’t heard of Everything Everything. I’ll have to look into it. It sounds pretty good.

Fact – trump saw a boat washed up in a residential area after a hurricane and asked the property owner if the boat was now his because it washed up on his front yard.

Lucky ducky!!

But you still need to vote GOP because they are the protectors of Christian and family values. They will also make sure people-not-like-you don’t get free stuff.

Luckier yet: The beach front property is the water line of a strip mine that the government doesn’t require them to recover.

Plus hey— Lucky is even serving duck to his dinner guest! (Must be nice)

“Entitlements” (eg, Social Security and Medicare) were misdirected toward older people — now they benefit a far more worthy sector — corporations (who are after all, as Romney observed, people themselves).

Hey, my SS is going up! Almost three percent!! First round’s on me (House label, please)

Aside from Heath, his other butlers are Troy, Drew, Trent, Brett (no relation!), and Sloane.

Lucky Ducky won again! Hound was denied his Duck a l’Orange…because the dog got it.

“That’s the sound of escaping decompositional gases.”“DOESN’T. MATTER.”