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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 05, 2012

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    naturally_easy  over 7 years ago

    Oof!

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    Linux0s  over 7 years ago

    I wonder if this congregation is of metric or imperial faith?

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    finale  over 7 years ago

    Wait for the “Lugnuts” to perform.

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    Linux0s  over 7 years ago

    (Of course, the adjustable wrenches accept everybody.)

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    Odd Dog Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And Lousey’s a lefty

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    pcolli  over 7 years ago

    They’re Lubricationalists.

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    pcolli  over 7 years ago

    Me next.

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    James Hopkins Premium Member over 7 years ago

    “Praise the Mechanic! Let Him use us as He wishes!”

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 7 years ago

    We are all tools in the hands of God……or we’re just a bunch of tools, I’m not sure which.

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    The Revised Version goes “… saved a ratchet like me”

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    cdward  over 7 years ago

    Seems a little screwy to me. :-)

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Followed by a baptism in WD 40?!? . . . . . ☻

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    It’s a song that spanners generations.

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    runar  over 7 years ago

    A grazing maceHow sweet the poundThat flattened a wretch like theeWhose head is flatThat once was roundDone in by my mace and me.Does anyone realize that the words to Amazing Gracecan be sung to the tune of the Theme From Gilligan’s IsleAnd vice-versa?Try it.

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    boff0  over 7 years ago

    You tight up my life!!!!

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    GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Gut wrenching.

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    timtribbett Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Groan!

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    prrdh  over 7 years ago

    I wonder if they accept Darwin’s theory that they’re descended from monkey wrenches.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Hey! The third one from the right is a metric heretic. Burn him!

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    MachalaMan  over 7 years ago

    One thing to make it better: the cross on the pulpit should be a crossbar tire iron.

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    flagfly Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Amazing Grace is about life not funerals.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Pew! Those puns stink! Oops, hope no one puts a hex on me for that! The oil-stained glass is a nice touch.

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    Digital Frog  over 7 years ago

    Socket to me brother!

    Is that Allen at the key baord?

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    hippogriff  over 7 years ago

    That’s why hymnals have a metrical index – you can put words to one and music to another of the same meter and have a cheap and quick anthem arrangement. Of course, little details like tempo and occasionally phrasing need to match too. A good example of a perfect match is singing the Prologue to the Canterbury Tales (in the original) to These Foolish Things Remind Me of You.

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    danlarios  over 7 years ago

    I can hardly wait for the screwdrivers version

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    pierreandnicole  over 7 years ago

    You’re all very clever.

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    Perkycat  over 7 years ago

    Thank you to all the commentors – Lots of laughs today! You can usually count on Argyle Sweater to bring out the best in you all.

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    J Quest  over 7 years ago

    …I once was tight, but now unbound, was stuck, but now I’m free!

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    Popeyesforearm  over 7 years ago

    ratchet up the volume on that sound system will ya!Looks like their God’s name is Henry.

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    J Short Premium Member over 7 years ago

    There favorite song was by Archie Bell and the Drells.

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    iamjoyous  over 7 years ago

    Arghhhh!! I’ll never hear that beautiful anthem the same again! You have ruined it!! LOL — keep it up, you make me laugh every day… Joyous

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago

    You’re all preaching to the plier….

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    Thomas Skogestad  over 7 years ago

    Now I’m not looking for app solution. — Depeche Mode

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