Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for May 26, 2019

We had a good run.

OOPS!

And they thought this might happen with the CERN experiments. Little did they know…

A bigger villain than Thanos, folks.

SCIENCE!

In a philosophy class long ago we were asked to each name one event in history we’d like to cause never to have happened. Some said, “the first slave ship to America,” and “Hitler being born,” etc. I said, “The big bang, or whatever really happened that made the universe.” Teacher said, “but then there’d be nothing.. forever.” “Yep. Nothing.”

So philosophical “After all, aren’t we all butt fat”

Is that stuff extrapolated from Ice-9?

This is just a joke and could never happen. Butt fat is infinite.

Gee, I hate when that happens.

Keep & be happy with your butt fat folks

This comic cracked me up.

You know what? The Earth would be much better off if the human species did that to themselves. I think the rest of the creatures, plant, animal, and insect, will get along just fine without us.

If only they’d have discovered in time that the Higgs boson is simply butt fat.

THAT’S NO MOON!

This refers to the danger of creating self-replicating self-programming machines. If you built a robot factory, and, in a moment of carelessness, ordered it to make paper clips, it might tear the planet apart in its effort to obey you. A robot wouldn’t have to be self-conscious to do this. The factory could be a crowd of nanobots.