Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 11, 2021

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    stevesilver48  about 2 months ago

    Old old trick. Many applications are extant.

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  about 2 months ago

    ! Been there — did that. For me It was Cold Duck with lots of Sugar.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    Wear a tie and carry around a folder – they will assume you work here.

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    Sheesh. We were hiding a beer inside a soda can approximately 60 years ago. Just cut off the top and bottom of a soda pop can, and cut vertically right along the seam (remember when soda cans had seams?), buff the edges to reduce the chance for cutting off your fingers (because: Beer). Now, pull a cold Bud from the fridge and snap the soda pop side around it… RIGHT SIDE UP… and off you go!

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    Leojim  about 2 months ago

    Listereen mouth wash was the same color as whiskey. Gargle/swallow in gym class and chill for the rest of the day. :-)

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    distortion  about 2 months ago

    But the olives get stuck in the sippy lid.

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    akachman Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Hid booze in perfume bottles in high school.

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    Nuliajuk  about 2 months ago

    I guess this explains some of my former coworkers.

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    chromosome Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Clever ideas… just wonder how you disguised the smell…

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    LeeYoung Premium Member about 2 months ago

    We learned from nurses in college how to shoot up oranges with vodka. Yum. Hic.

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    rhpii  about 2 months ago

    Unless your name is Martini and you went to Starbucks.

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    mattro65  about 2 months ago

    So many that are so proud about use and abuse of the worst, most damaging drug out there. Mellow out dudes, go take a puff or two.

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    Lady loves a joke  about 2 months ago

    Don’t drink too much. It gives you dry vermouth.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    ° ° °HIC° ° °

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    VictoryRider  about 2 months ago
    The green twenty ounce ginger ale bottles work great for beer.
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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I confess I once had a gig in a city park, and I got a super-sized drink from some fast food place, dumped it out, and brought a very large vodka and tonic that lasted through the two-hour gig. (I wasn’t driving.)

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    dsom8  about 2 months ago

    Man that’s old!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Kind of like “Girl on the Train” with her water bottle?

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    Scott S  about 2 months ago

    Put in a fountain drink cup with the straw & plastic lid & no one thinks “beer.”

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