Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 11, 2021

Wear a tie and carry around a folder – they will assume you work here.

Sheesh. We were hiding a beer inside a soda can approximately 60 years ago. Just cut off the top and bottom of a soda pop can, and cut vertically right along the seam (remember when soda cans had seams?), buff the edges to reduce the chance for cutting off your fingers (because: Beer). Now, pull a cold Bud from the fridge and snap the soda pop side around it… RIGHT SIDE UP… and off you go!

Listereen mouth wash was the same color as whiskey. Gargle/swallow in gym class and chill for the rest of the day. :-)

But the olives get stuck in the sippy lid.

Hid booze in perfume bottles in high school.

I guess this explains some of my former coworkers.

Clever ideas… just wonder how you disguised the smell…

We learned from nurses in college how to shoot up oranges with vodka. Yum. Hic.

Unless your name is Martini and you went to Starbucks.

So many that are so proud about use and abuse of the worst, most damaging drug out there. Mellow out dudes, go take a puff or two.

Don’t drink too much. It gives you dry vermouth.

° ° °HIC° ° °

The green twenty ounce ginger ale bottles work great for beer.

I confess I once had a gig in a city park, and I got a super-sized drink from some fast food place, dumped it out, and brought a very large vodka and tonic that lasted through the two-hour gig. (I wasn’t driving.)

Man that’s old!

Kind of like “Girl on the Train” with her water bottle?

Put in a fountain drink cup with the straw & plastic lid & no one thinks “beer.”