Pickles by Brian Crane for March 23, 2022

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    allen@home  11 months ago

    Don’t forget a glass of milk to dunk the Fig Newtons in Earl.

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    Concretionist  11 months ago

    God helps those who help themselves, right?

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    Templo S.U.D.  11 months ago

    what does snacking on fig newtons at bedtime have to do with hearing the latest news? nothing actually

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    Wilde Bill  11 months ago

    Is he trying to break a log jam?

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    I believe half a sleeve of Ritz crackers would be enough for me.

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    AlondraRachellaLabute  11 months ago

    Fig Newtons – the only cookie I really don’t like. But the news is even more unpalatable.

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    kucpa  11 months ago

    Fig Newton. One smart cookie!

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    ObiJoan  11 months ago

    Fig? Newton? Wasn’t it an apple?

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    david_42  11 months ago

    When I was in college a local bakery made frosted apple newtons, delicious.

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    Redd Panda  11 months ago

    Add a tin of sardines to those newtons, that’ll give you some interesting nightmares.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  11 months ago

    That was my Fathers answer.

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    Dkram  11 months ago

    I love Fig Newtons, but, two sleeves!


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    ANIMAL  11 months ago

    Nice setup..!!!!!!

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    daddo52  11 months ago

    Can’t beat Fig Newtons to ease your anxiety.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 11 months ago

    Who gets out of bed to eat? Once I get settled, all I want to do is sleep.

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    Earl is avoiding the reality of the news…Fig Newtons distract his attention…

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    Spider-UK, formerly Spider-verse117  11 months ago

    An excellent idea! I think I’ll grab a few as well.

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    Watchdog  11 months ago

    That’s the point

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    mfrasca  11 months ago

    Constant, confusing lying and disinformation is the way autocrats maintain control; the people never know what is true and what is false, so they shrug their shoulders and ignore everything, even the truth.

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    Gandalf  11 months ago

    Yes, comfort food in times of chaos. I can’t say I disagree.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Fig Newton’s at bed time….golly?

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member 11 months ago

    She said “who” to believe, not “what.” I believe you’re losing it, Earl, and Opal does too.

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    oldlady07 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Dark chocolate for me, healthy, made from beans!

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    kab2rb  11 months ago

    Earl not interested in the news. Surprised Opal did not ask for cookies too! For me I do watch news, the devastation that is taking place and not eating at bed time.

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    zeexenon  11 months ago

    … and don’t forget your Depends this time.

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    Lib(ertarian)  11 months ago

    It’s avoidance. Eating does keep me from thinking about the end of the world.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  11 months ago

    We all need to keep our priorities straight.

    Earl is very wise.

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    KEA  11 months ago

    a couple of sleeves?

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    Yeah, but do you believe the nutrition label? It says a “serving size” is 2 cookies. Have you ever seen someone eat only two fig newtons. Maybe this should be a big headline on Fox. :)

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    donwestonmysteries  11 months ago

    Although Fig Newtons are okay, never one of my go to snacks.

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    The Orange Mailman  11 months ago

    Brian Regan has a skit on the serving size of fig newtons. Looks like Earl has seen it.

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    Coocalici  11 months ago

    Dangit, now im hungry

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    Sambora1  11 months ago

    I can’t stand fig newtons, soon to be ex husband loves them and would buy them. What Earl is doing is what I call stress eating and I have been doing a lot of that the last 2 years and my high diabetes numbers are the proof.

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    pbr50138  11 months ago

    I’d rather have fig newtons, than the news…and I hate fig newtons.

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    bigplayray  11 months ago

    And a Beers!

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