Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 05, 2015
January 04, 2015
January 06, 2015
Transcript:
Dakota: Heyyyyyy, Miss. Boogerpicker. Phoebe: You know what, Dakota? I'm tired of you acting like that's such a terrible thing. MY nose is booger-free. YOURS is probably full of ancient, crusty boogers! NOSEPICKERS UNITE! Dakota: This kinda worked out better than I could have imagined.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
“Dont point that thing at me. I know where its been.”
luducks over 9 years ago
She’s got a point. A gross, boogery point, but a good point nonetheless.
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
In the new year, they were supposed to augment the strip name “Heavenly Nostrils.” Instead, nostrils are becoming a theme.
Q4horse over 9 years ago
Wait till you been downwind of horse snot.
kaykeyser over 9 years ago
OK Dakota what are you planing ? also Go Nostril Pride!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Or not.
DDrazen over 9 years ago
You can’t shame the shameless.
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
No wonder I did it for so many years.
Stellagal over 9 years ago
I once knew a little girl who was scolded by another little girl for picking her nose. In retaliation the nose-picking girl blew her nose in the other girl’s hair. Be glad you are not that girl, Dakota.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 9 years ago
It could be worse, Dakota. Phoebe could have used her “Hoosier Hankie”-occlude one nostril with a finger and blow forcefully out the other while being sure to lean forward lest the expulsion land in the top bib overall pocket (I’m sure Millie knows this!)