Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 04, 2015
Phoebe: How come you don't fight crime? Marigold: What? Phoebe: You basically have SUPER POWERS. In movies and comics and stuff, that means you're supposed to fight crime. Marigold: I do not see any crime here. Phoebe: Well, not RIGHT here, no. Marigold: Then perhaps I have already FOUGHT all the crime. Phoebe: I don't remember THAT. Marigold: It was when you were not here. Phoebe: Well, that's just super then. Marigold: UNICORN!