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Pearls Before Swine for May 16, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY GC Insider about 1 month ago

    Cut off your hands.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 1 month ago

    luckily I don’t have Twitter nor post much on Facebook

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 1 month ago

    Several months ago, in one of his rants, Lewis Black told how, when he gets up in the morning, the first thing he does is turn on his smartphone and ask Siri for the news. Lately, she’s replied, “Are you sitting down?”

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    AGED_ENGINEER GC Insider about 1 month ago

    “Get up. Check Twitter. Lose Hope.”

    Good a plan as any, I guess.

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    chris_weaver  about 1 month ago

    The Great Twitter Machine is not mocked!

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  about 1 month ago

    I guess Goat will eventually become one of the screamers on youtube

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    comics001  about 1 month ago

    Have the speech bubbles been mixed up?

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    noahproblem  about 1 month ago

    I guess Rat must have called out sick today – that sounds more like his type of day.

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    SquawkTron  about 1 month ago

    Curse you, Twitter!

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    Masterskrain GC Insider about 1 month ago

    And Goat USED to be the sensible one….

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    tripwire45  about 1 month ago

    A few weeks back, I heard some students from Stanford University were protesting at Apple Hq. because Apple made iPhones addictive. I guess it’s the phone’s fault.

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    Darth Stevious  about 1 month ago

    Zebra doesn’t appear enough. I prefer him greatly to Goat!

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    F-Flash  about 1 month ago

    This is a side of Goat I haven’t seen before, he’s usually the more reserved wise one? Is goat off his meds?

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    Plods with Beer (did I mention beer?) GC Insider about 1 month ago

    Still going with 2 Broke Girls:

    “Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people that can’t read.”

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    Willywise52 GC Insider about 1 month ago

    And phones fit perfect into cloven hooves.Go figure.

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    WaitingMan  about 1 month ago

    Yesterday morning, I was reading Ron Chernow’s biography of U.S. Grant while listening to J.S. Bach’s “Mass in b-minor”. Didn’t do the walk due to a sore leg.

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    mail2jbl  about 1 month ago

    Yes, Zebra, it is long time no see. I want to see more of you!

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    Lucid GC Insider about 1 month ago

    Doesn’t anyone have a job in Pearlsland?

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    StevenTorrey  about 1 month ago

    I lost hope when people actually voted for the Trumpster….

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    leomags  about 1 month ago

    I’m a social media ghost, have nothing to do with it nor do I even carry a mobile phone! Yes you can live this way, try it you may like it.

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    GeifuKe  about 1 month ago

    Speaking of Zebra, I am looking forward to their next album, should there be a NEXT album…..

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    SMSM  about 1 month ago

    It’s probably a dig at Trump, ignoring the fact that people that Twitter is full of silly, idiotic comments by famous people, but that does not equate to the quality job they do otherwise – Trump for the Nobel – something he has earned for actions, unlike Obama for his symbolism of “Hope”

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    Snolep  about 1 month ago

    Happy to see Zebra’s recent haircut has grown back to normal.

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    thelost wizard  about 1 month ago

    If you don’t use twitter you’re going to miss the rant of the day from POTUS. I’m using it to replace the joke of the day. Seemed suitable.

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    Scott Sallstrom  about 1 month ago

    And evade/outwit crockydiles!

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    GeifuKe  about 1 month ago

    What Goat did on his summer vacation: On the first day of his summer vacation, he got up, checked Twitter, lost Hope…On the second day of his summer vacation, he got up, checked Twitter, lost Hope….On the third day of his summer vacation, he got up, checked Twitter, lost Hope….On the tenth day of his summer vacation, he got Hope, checked up, and lost Twitter. Bob was not pleased.

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    GeifuKe  about 1 month ago

    After Bob passed away, comedy became Hopeless.

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    GeifuKe  about 1 month ago

    Zebra recently rearranged his schedule. He would get up for a walk, read some music, listen to some history, and with all this being hopeless, would go (away) in a mo(u)rning (state).

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    Sisyphos  about 1 month ago

    How sad for Goat! I endorse Zeeba Neighba’s Lifestyle choice!

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    GeifuKe  about 1 month ago

    Zebra, don’t put down Goat just cause he won’t put down his phone.

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    Ned Dickens  about 1 month ago

    If I keep using my computer way more often, my desk would fuse together with my computer which would fuse together with my headphones which would fuse together with my ears! I would be stuck using my computer FOREVER!!! I should get off soon..

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