Pearls Before Swine for May 16, 2018


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    BE THIS GUY GC Insider 5 months ago

    Cut off your hands.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  5 months ago

    luckily I don’t have Twitter nor post much on Facebook

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    Alexander the Good Enough  5 months ago

    Several months ago, in one of his rants, Lewis Black told how, when he gets up in the morning, the first thing he does is turn on his smartphone and ask Siri for the news. Lately, she’s replied, “Are you sitting down?”

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    AGED_ENGINEER GC Insider 5 months ago

    “Get up. Check Twitter. Lose Hope.”

    Good a plan as any, I guess.

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    wiatr GC Insider 5 months ago

    I have nothing to do with Twitter or Facebook. There are only 24 hours in a day and to get things done I want done I need that time. The most frittering I do is check my funnies at night.

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    chris_weaver  5 months ago

    The Great Twitter Machine is not mocked!

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  5 months ago

    I guess Goat will eventually become one of the screamers on youtube

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    comics001  5 months ago

    Have the speech bubbles been mixed up?

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    noahproblem  5 months ago

    I guess Rat must have called out sick today – that sounds more like his type of day.

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    SquawkTron  5 months ago

    Curse you, Twitter!

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    Masterskrain GC Insider 5 months ago

    And Goat USED to be the sensible one….

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    tripwire45  5 months ago

    A few weeks back, I heard some students from Stanford University were protesting at Apple Hq. because Apple made iPhones addictive. I guess it’s the phone’s fault.

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    Darth Stevious  5 months ago

    Zebra doesn’t appear enough. I prefer him greatly to Goat!

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    F-Flash  5 months ago

    This is a side of Goat I haven’t seen before, he’s usually the more reserved wise one? Is goat off his meds?

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    Plods with Beer (did I mention beer?) GC Insider 5 months ago

    Still going with 2 Broke Girls:

    “Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people that can’t read.”

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    Willywise52 GC Insider 5 months ago

    And phones fit perfect into cloven hooves.Go figure.

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    WaitingMan  5 months ago

    Yesterday morning, I was reading Ron Chernow’s biography of U.S. Grant while listening to J.S. Bach’s “Mass in b-minor”. Didn’t do the walk due to a sore leg.

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    mail2jbl  5 months ago

    Yes, Zebra, it is long time no see. I want to see more of you!

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    Lucid GC Insider 5 months ago

    Doesn’t anyone have a job in Pearlsland?

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    StevenTorrey  5 months ago

    I lost hope when people actually voted for the Trumpster….

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    leomags  5 months ago

    I’m a social media ghost, have nothing to do with it nor do I even carry a mobile phone! Yes you can live this way, try it you may like it.

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    GeifuKe  5 months ago

    Speaking of Zebra, I am looking forward to their next album, should there be a NEXT album…..

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    SMSM  5 months ago

    It’s probably a dig at Trump, ignoring the fact that people that Twitter is full of silly, idiotic comments by famous people, but that does not equate to the quality job they do otherwise – Trump for the Nobel – something he has earned for actions, unlike Obama for his symbolism of “Hope”

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    Snolep  5 months ago

    Happy to see Zebra’s recent haircut has grown back to normal.

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    thelost wizard  5 months ago

    If you don’t use twitter you’re going to miss the rant of the day from POTUS. I’m using it to replace the joke of the day. Seemed suitable.

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    Scott Sallstrom  5 months ago

    And evade/outwit crockydiles!

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    GeifuKe  5 months ago

    What Goat did on his summer vacation: On the first day of his summer vacation, he got up, checked Twitter, lost Hope…On the second day of his summer vacation, he got up, checked Twitter, lost Hope….On the third day of his summer vacation, he got up, checked Twitter, lost Hope….On the tenth day of his summer vacation, he got Hope, checked up, and lost Twitter. Bob was not pleased.

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    GeifuKe  5 months ago

    After Bob passed away, comedy became Hopeless.

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    GeifuKe  5 months ago

    Zebra recently rearranged his schedule. He would get up for a walk, read some music, listen to some history, and with all this being hopeless, would go (away) in a mo(u)rning (state).

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    How sad for Goat! I endorse Zeeba Neighba’s Lifestyle choice!

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    GeifuKe  5 months ago

    Zebra, don’t put down Goat just cause he won’t put down his phone.

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    Ned Dickens  5 months ago

    If I keep using my computer way more often, my desk would fuse together with my computer which would fuse together with my headphones which would fuse together with my ears! I would be stuck using my computer FOREVER!!! I should get off soon..

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