Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 16, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Cut off your hands.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 4 years ago

    luckily I don’t have Twitter nor post much on Facebook

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 4 years ago

    Several months ago, in one of his rants, Lewis Black told how, when he gets up in the morning, the first thing he does is turn on his smartphone and ask Siri for the news. Lately, she’s replied, “Are you sitting down?”

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Get up. Check Twitter. Lose Hope.”

    Good a plan as any, I guess.

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    wiatr Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I have nothing to do with Twitter or Facebook. There are only 24 hours in a day and to get things done I want done I need that time. The most frittering I do is check my funnies at night.

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    chris_weaver  over 4 years ago

    The Great Twitter Machine is not mocked!

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    comics001  over 4 years ago

    Have the speech bubbles been mixed up?

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    noahproblem  over 4 years ago

    I guess Rat must have called out sick today – that sounds more like his type of day.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And Goat USED to be the sensible one….

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    tripwire45  over 4 years ago

    A few weeks back, I heard some students from Stanford University were protesting at Apple Hq. because Apple made iPhones addictive. I guess it’s the phone’s fault.

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    Darth Stevious  over 4 years ago

    Zebra doesn’t appear enough. I prefer him greatly to Goat!

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    F-Flash  over 4 years ago

    This is a side of Goat I haven’t seen before, he’s usually the more reserved wise one? Is goat off his meds?

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Still going with 2 Broke Girls:

    “Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people that can’t read.”

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And phones fit perfect into cloven hooves.Go figure.

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    WaitingMan  over 4 years ago

    Yesterday morning, I was reading Ron Chernow’s biography of U.S. Grant while listening to J.S. Bach’s “Mass in b-minor”. Didn’t do the walk due to a sore leg.

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    mail2jbl  over 4 years ago

    Yes, Zebra, it is long time no see. I want to see more of you!

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    Lucid Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Doesn’t anyone have a job in Pearlsland?

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    leomags  over 4 years ago

    I’m a social media ghost, have nothing to do with it nor do I even carry a mobile phone! Yes you can live this way, try it you may like it.

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    GeifuKe  over 4 years ago

    Speaking of Zebra, I am looking forward to their next album, should there be a NEXT album…..

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    Snolep  over 4 years ago

    Happy to see Zebra’s recent haircut has grown back to normal.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    If you don’t use twitter you’re going to miss the rant of the day from POTUS. I’m using it to replace the joke of the day. Seemed suitable.

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    Scott S  over 4 years ago

    And evade/outwit crockydiles!

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    GeifuKe  over 4 years ago

    What Goat did on his summer vacation: On the first day of his summer vacation, he got up, checked Twitter, lost Hope…On the second day of his summer vacation, he got up, checked Twitter, lost Hope….On the third day of his summer vacation, he got up, checked Twitter, lost Hope….On the tenth day of his summer vacation, he got Hope, checked up, and lost Twitter. Bob was not pleased.

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    GeifuKe  over 4 years ago

    After Bob passed away, comedy became Hopeless.

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    GeifuKe  over 4 years ago

    Zebra recently rearranged his schedule. He would get up for a walk, read some music, listen to some history, and with all this being hopeless, would go (away) in a mo(u)rning (state).

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    How sad for Goat! I endorse Zeeba Neighba’s Lifestyle choice!

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    GeifuKe  over 4 years ago

    Zebra, don’t put down Goat just cause he won’t put down his phone.

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    Ned Dickens  about 4 years ago

    If I keep using my computer way more often, my desk would fuse together with my computer which would fuse together with my headphones which would fuse together with my ears! I would be stuck using my computer FOREVER!!! I should get off soon..

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    Dragongirl55  over 1 year ago

    I wish Zebra and Goat had more interaction. With Goat being often overshadowed by Pig and Rat, and Zebra hardly being noticed at all (he isn’t even in the thumbnail for the strip!) It’s easy to forget that these characters are friends, or can at least have a good conversation.

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