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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 30, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The people in Pilates disagree with you, Jeff.

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    Rod Gonzalez  about 3 years ago

    Put Rat in his place, Jef!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    Okay, Jef, who are the second most important people in the world after cyclists? Wait, don’t tell me! It’s the bicycle assembly and maintenance people!

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    SquawkTron  about 3 years ago

    I’d rather be a commoner than a bragger, Jef.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Sparks, NV, stardate…… well, this morning. Busy intersection at “the mall”. Watched as two of the privileged class pushed the button to cross, then rode their bikes through the pedestrian crossing. You either is a walker, or you ain’t… can’t have it both ways, even though you think you should.

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    cdgar  about 3 years ago

    Jef is a loser.

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    Bilan  about 3 years ago

    If you think you’re the most important person in the world, try telling a cat to bring your slippers.

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    NursinGenius  about 3 years ago

    Enter Victor the Vegan…

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member about 3 years ago

    People love to have resentment against somebody.

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    jpayne4040  about 3 years ago

    Actually Goat, you’d do better to let Jef handle it, and then sit back and enjoy the show!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 3 years ago

    That’s just how I think of the posters here at Go Comics…commoners. I’m the one at the top of the food chain. The rest of you are just bottom feeders!

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    F-Flash  about 3 years ago

    What does Jef look like in regular street clothes? Oh, I forgot that is his street clothes.

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    vics_machine Premium Member about 3 years ago

    What if Rat takes up cycling?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Jef the cyclist is my least favorite character in the strip

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    jackproarty  about 3 years ago

    Jef is to God what Rat is to humble.

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    cdward  about 3 years ago

    Stephan, I just gotta ask, how many encounters with bicyclists do you have? Your intense hatred of them suggests they plague your every waking minute. We just don’t have that big a bike problem in these parts, I guess.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member about 3 years ago

    If Stephan isn’t bashing himself – he is bashing his friend and fellow artist – Jef Mallett.

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    nopainogain  about 3 years ago

    it as 70 in Philadelphia’s suburbs last night and i almost went for a bike ride. i decided to give the car-people another couple days. because not all cyclists are dicks

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    jel354  about 3 years ago

    Well, they certainly act like the most important people in the room. I nearly got run over by one last night when I clearly had the walk sign in my favor.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’m beginning to suspect that Jef has started bulking up on anabolic steroids.

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    jbruins84341  about 3 years ago

    So, can I put on my jersey, my Spandex shorts, my sunglasses, and my helmet, and act like a jerk too?

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    Number Three  about 3 years ago

    Cyclists are rude.

    OK, Some of them are.

    xxx

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    Kind&Kinder  about 3 years ago

    Jef, you’re not the best spokes-man for your kind, and we tire of your self-promotion. You’ve almost completely derailleured my respect for bicyclists, so saddle up and pedal your short spandex of attention outta here!

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    dtercho  about 3 years ago

    Vehicle with the largest tires has the “right of way”!

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    The world would be a better place if you didn’t speak at all, Jef the Cyclist….

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    Ned Dickens  almost 3 years ago

    Self-importance is not important!

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    ale313  about 2 years ago

    No I’m the most important person me LarryEverybody luv larry

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