Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2016

Tiny Hands has a new nickname — Sniffles.

I wouldn’t buy a used dollar from The Rump, even if he only charged 5 cents.

Biking it is.

Cthulhu for President.This time choose the Lesser Evil.

Roller skates? Anything to avoid supporting Trump.

Yikes, even Pearls is no respite from this dumpster fire of an election.

I would never buy a car from a condescending, sniffling blowhard of miniscule brain and, er, hands! Who would buy a car from the Antichrist?

If they were selling eggs, I would want to see them coming out of the bird.

Rat take off your hat,Raise your right hand. Take off your hat raise your right hand………..stop looking at the Hil-da-beast………….your eyes will burn

Rat really shouldn’t make fun of others for having tiny hands.

While Trump losing the election would be a disaster for Republicans, winning would be an even BIGGER disaster.

so, I guess Obama didn’t do what’s best for the country and call in a drone strike on the debate?

Both are stupid jerks who can’t even understand a two minute time slot, particularly Trump.

The moderator ought to have been policing this, not allowing them to interrupt each other and to go past their allowed time.

Pity ratings are more important than finding a good leader for this country.

Come on, Hillary doesn’t have that big an ego.

LMAO!

Time to add my two cents to the political commentary….

I think BOTH candidates should not be voted for, mainly because they seem like they have something to hide. I watched the debate last night, and it was just two people insulting each other using intelligent words.

Imagine this is the best from " the greatest Demockrazy on earth" after more than 200years!!!!

How about a car ran on hot air? Those two bafoons would perpetually provide enough power.

… can’t … breathe … laughing … too … hard.

Frankly, this would have been just as funny – possibly funnier – without the last panel.

Trump is the best thing that ever happened to Hillary. Maybe the only good thing, actually.

Careful, Trump, Rat’s been known to take a baseball bat to the side of Cartoon Boy’s head. (Then again, Trump’s head is soft enough that Rat could probably use a toothpick……..)

How about walking? Is that an option?

Interesting how much agreement we’re seeing here.

“Yuge.” With a nod by Pastis to Trudeau.

“It was the mike’s fault. Yeah, that’s the ticket, the mike was defective, I’m not paying for it.”It’s a poor craftsman who blames his tools.

Der Fuhrerlein would make sure anyone who didn’t buy a car from her had an accident

Terrific choice this year. Egomaniac con-man or incompetent twit.Isn’t Humpty-Trumpty actually both of those?

Tiny hands?

Oh yes. Rat has huge claws doesn’t he?

Geez.

xxx

Not only is this strip very true: but the parties involved will do anything to keep the more intelligent candidates away from the public. Gary Johnson and the Green Party Candidate should also have been present. Not only were we subjected to an incompetent moderator but the two candidates from below the bottom of the barrel. If Rat or his creator were on that stage those two and the moderator would have been wiped up and disposed of like a used piece of toilet paper. Skipper 1992 I am with you! Bring integrity back to the USA=Gary Johnson.

GARY JOHNSON!!He is neither a crook nor a moron.

Trump showed up and wasn’t a career political stooge.Clear win for Trump.Hillary showed up and didn’t run into a question that made it necessary to fake an injury and be rushed into a black SUV and whisked away to be fitted for google-eye glasses.Clear win for Hillary.I forgot to record it and missed it entirely.Clear win for me.

Which one is which?

Ooo, good idea, Rat, get Jef the Cyclist on stage. Jef’ll beat the crap out of The Dumbald.

This is patently absurd and impossible. Everyone has seen that the two dominant political parties will NOT let a third-party candidate take part in the debates!That said, there’s a lot to be said for bike riding….

“Will you shut up, man?”